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Why Emergency?
because it is painful to touch?
(Like I said before)Two words: “Paper cut”
I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with that trash. I might catch something horrible.
…people still find ragging on the Twilight series clever and funny?
Taint ragging when it’s the truth.
I mean, c’mon, sparkly vampires? Vampires don’t sparkle in the sun, they go “Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! It’s hot! Make it stop!!!”, then burn, turn to ash, and blow away.
Twilight is crap writing by a hack writer.
It is drivel, was drivel when written, and will be drivel when thrown in the trash.
This is so stupid. That would just smear more crap on.
aw, crap… I didn’t think of that. NOW what am I gonna do?
i don’t get it, who would dignify the twilight series by allowing any of it to touch ones rectum
I wouldn’t even wipe someone else’s ass with this!
But surely those pages are too crappy and abrasive for such an application?
I would rather use a belt sander and coarse grit paper to wipe.
Save this for use by La Cucharachas as kindling after the Apocalypse so they can have something to toast their twinkies over.
How many times have I seen this on this site now?
shouldn’t this be toilet paper and a roll of toilet paper be the “emergency toilet paper” if out of this book???
In case if emergency open book, take dump, close, throw at queer.
You people are all the idiots for buying more copies than her fans.