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One review didn’t talk about the hand dryers. I mean come on! The hand dryers are, like, the 9th world wonder!
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TL;DR
The hand dryers were awesome..
Learn to read..
It opens a whole new world to you.
You find the posting too long? It took me 23 seconds to read.
That’s barely enough time to scratch your ass.
Why? Why why why why WHY?
You clicked on a post. Then looked at the post. Then you took the time to scroll to the bottom of that post just to click on another button to announce to the world that you don’t have either (perhaps neither) the intelligence or the attention span to reason the letters on the page into words and form those words into sentences.
Did you want captions? Cliff notes? Braile?
Oh, and if tl;dr, you’re a douche.
There are a lot of letters around here (the internet).
I’m not kidding! A lot! Thousands, maybe!
Thousands? Come on, let’s be realistic…
BASICALLY BLAH BLAH BLAH HAND DRYERS BLAH BLAH LEFT MY _____ WAS THERE THE NEXT DAY BLAH BLAH TWILIGHT SUCKS BLAH HAND DRYERS BLAH BLAH AND THE NEXT DAY ________ HAND DRYERS
Great review experience.
For those not in US…. What’s the real deal with those hand dryers?
oh those crazy mormons in provo.
Strangely enough, I live here. I’ve been to that theater. Sadly, none of those have ever happened to anyone I know. And the Cinemark by the University Mall has much better hand dryers actually.
I have to check out those hand dryers!!!
trust me, they will blow your mind (and hands!). Dont know how they did it but the ratio of heat/air flow is perfect, it feels like a warm carribean breeze!
But, but, but, did the Golden Retriever ever find its way back home, or did it just enjoy the luxury of the incredible hand dryers? And when will the person who lost the artificial leg hop on over to reclaim it?
Don’t worry about it. My wife left her artificial leg under a hand dryer at that theater, and she came back, and the manager had been holding onto it until someone came for it.
I get to check out these hand dryers! It’s in Provo Utah, it’s where I go to school! I feel so privileged! I can’t wait to go, I’ll go tomorrow! Can’t believe I’ve been there before and never bothered to check out these dryers…
how much would it cost to have the hand dryers installed into my house? I’ll have to call management tomorrow to find out the price.
The Dyson Blade hand dryers are about $1,200 for just the dryer. They’re cool, but a towel doesn’t jettison bacteria from the air onto your hands and around the room.
If you’ve washed your hands properly, there shouldn’t BE any bacteria left to blow around.
Remind me to never use any hand towels in your home; now we know how you (don’t) wash your hands. *shudder*
Surprisingly, hot air blowers actually increase bacteria levels by up to
500%. It is the least effective hand drying solution. Most people do not dry their hands for long enough under a hot airblower. Damp, warm hands provide the perfect environment for bacteria to multiply. What’s more, bacteria can be found in and around the inlet and outlet nozzle, turning the blower into a ‘germ incubator’.
A fresh cabinet towel however, does reduce the level of bacteria from hands. But, once the towel is in use, bacteria are accumulated from other users. Cabinet towels can become ‘community towels’. Cross infection may occur when a portion of the towel is reused thus spreading bacteria to the hands and face. Cabinet towels operate on a ‘shared stock system’ therefore towel customers will be unaware as to who or what industry previously used the towel they currently have.
Quite simply, the most effective hand drying method is the use of a single
sheet disposable paper towel. The rubbing or abrasive action of a paper towel actually removes high concentrations of bacteria from hands after washing. A paper towel is disposable and never shared. It allows you to dry the tips of your fingers, the web, palm and back of your hand with ease. Paper towels are easy to
store and easily maintained. They remain the preferred method of effective hand drying in the food business.
Sources:
1. Hand Drying Hygiene Facts – University of Westminster.
2. Evaluation of Risks Related to Microbiological Contamination of Ready-to-eat Food by Food Preparation Workers and the Effectiveness of Interventions to Minimise Those Risks. – Jack Guzewich, RS, MPH. Marianne P. Ross, DVM, MPH. (1-29).
god dammit I hate you so much.
Must be those jet hand dryers. They are AWESOME!
Probably one of these things:
http://www.dysonairblade.com/homepage.asp
I’ve seen them in a couple places, but they’re not common to find at all. But very, very cool indeed.
Indeed they are.
They are in all the northern Utah movie theaters. And in a few buildings at BYU, among other random places.
They are everywhere in Toronto now – some kind of official city policy. I feel very uncomfortable sticking both hands up to the wrist in something with “blade” right in the name. Feels like the freaking gom jabbar every time I want to dry my hands. Now I just use my pants =b
They’re EVERYWHERE here (Christchurch, NZ) and I hate them. They don’t work. Much prefer paper towels.
Oh I beg to differ. The hand dryers at Provo Cinemark 16 are much more fantastic. The ones at Cinemark 8 are mere serfs compared to the kingly dryers of 16.
Begone, ye heathen. Speak thou blasphemy, elswhere!
depends on your skin type, i’ve heard that if you have dryer skin then the dryers at Provo are perfect for you as they have perfected the gentle flow whereas the ones at Cenemark 8 increased the heat a little to give you the deep muscle drying experience (which is just fantastic after a long stessful movie!)
By the way, the very greatest hand dryers are to be found here:
http://www.gosmithsonian.com/museums/national-air-and-space-museum/
Judging by location and force, they’re rocket powered.
Click on the link below the post. There’s more bears and hand dryers where that came from. Oh, and boxes of kittens.
These reviews are amazing. While reading them, my wife left her shoes in the shoe box. The management at Cheezburger went through all of the shoe boxes they had, as well as shoe boxes for nearby stores, looking for her shoes. When she got her shoes back, they were nice and toasty thanks to the hand dryers at the Cinemark Provo Movies 8.
thanks for the post – It’s been a while since I’ve laughed this hard
Geez, we only have paper towels down in St. George
awesome WIN
oh those airblade hand dryers we have those everywhere here in australia i love them there amazing