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I love the “find X” answer, that was precious! LOL
I weep for the future of humans…
And yet they say we don’t need to extend the school year…
Orpheus? Whatever class is studying Venture Bros., I want in.
… greek mythology? the English class might be reading some greek myths or the ovid or something
1. The answer, of course, is Eurydice. 2. “The Ovid”? Publius Ovidius Naso was a man. 3. This could very well be a question on a myth quiz in a Latin class. That’s still a subject, though you’d never know based on number of job openings in my state…
‘I weep for the future of humans…’
‘And yet they say we don’t need to extend the school year…’
You have to be smart to be a smarta**
More like FAIL when you see the grades given.
Most of them are funny, but ‘adultery’ and ‘Malaria’ are just sad. Guessing those people really thought those words were correct.
Steve was going 40.90909090909091 MPH. If he was in my town those bastards would give Steve a ticket.
x=5
3-4-5 Triangle FTW!
Eurydice was the wife of Orpheus.
So much of this is so sad…
And no, you don’t need to be smart to be a smart aleck.
This is from a book, “F in Exams”, where the author purposely answers questions wrong for comedic value. I saw it in Spencer’s Gifts this past week.
http://www.zootpatrol.com/index.php/2011/04/good-read-f-in-exams-the-very-best-totally-wrong-test-answers/
Shame they don’t give points for creative answers.
There wouldn’t be as big a problem with unemployment if
smart“creative” answers got you a job.TL;DR
Theres a book on amazon thats a book entirely of fail test answers.
“F in exams”
Ah, yes! The mid-test blankness that suddenly hits and you put the first panicked thing that vaguely relates to the question down as an in-vain attempt to answer it.
And I do love the answer for the Gandhi-Genghis question!
The answer about the Declaration of Independence is pure gold.