The carriage should open in the other direction, toward the parent. This way, it’s far too easy for a zombie to simply grab the child out of the carriage and take a bite.
Plus, if the baby is facing behind you, it can serve as a warning against any zombies behind you that you are somehow not aware of. (Babies seem to become distressed when a zombie is nearby. (cited from the Zombie Combat Manual)
Next time someone breaks into your home in the middle of the night, just yell “GO AWAY, I’M A LIBERAL. SHAME ON YOU!” That should work until they stuff you in a body bag. What? That won’t work?
Take your agenda to the huffpost and leave failblog alone!
Zombies aren’t real, the British are not planning on re-invading, and if you had some semblance of gun control you wouldn’t be worried about someone busting into your house with a gun.
1)What, you haven’t seen a meth head or PCP freakout?They ARE the walking dead IRL.
2)You must be too young to have heard of the Beatles? lol
3)I have superb gun control. I can double tap my target.
4)Thus, no fear of armed intruders.
5)U Jelly?
I agree with you unkodave. Seems there are the same old arguments. Some people need to realize that
1) We are not the UK. Things that work there don’t necessarily work HERE in the US.
2) Guns are the great equalizer. A 90 lb woman can fight off a 250 lb fighter with a firearm.
3) Some people live in Bear/wolf/gang areas.
4) Look at the Swiss. Highest firearm ownership. They must be crazy or in fear of an invasion right?
And while Zombies might not be real the idea behind Z-Day are a good preparation for nearly all eventualities. Riots, Biological contagion, “Crazy” people, Lack of food, lack of resources, government breakdown, Obama re-election. Pretty much any disaster you can think of can be encapsulated in the Z-day scenario.
I think that there is a correlation with the number of guns that the population of a country has and the number of murders per year. I never lock my door when I am home. No-one has ever tried to break in… BTW the crackheads in my region, are definitely in my area.
If you live in fear, you create your enemy.
Commenter Phil hit the nail on the head…this has nothing to do with carting children around. It’s for moving gear from station to station more easily in a 3-gun competition.
All that’s missing is a windshield to protect the baby from blood and gore
Because the baby doesn’t need to worry about going deft of anything…
that’s why you get some mini spongebob ear plugs
The carriage should open in the other direction, toward the parent. This way, it’s far too easy for a zombie to simply grab the child out of the carriage and take a bite.
Plus, if the baby is facing behind you, it can serve as a warning against any zombies behind you that you are somehow not aware of. (Babies seem to become distressed when a zombie is nearby. (cited from the Zombie Combat Manual)
Don’t think this qualifies as a win.
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enter the liberal whiners…
Next time someone breaks into your home in the middle of the night, just yell “GO AWAY, I’M A LIBERAL. SHAME ON YOU!” That should work until they stuff you in a body bag. What? That won’t work?
Take your agenda to the huffpost and leave failblog alone!
Zombies aren’t real, the British are not planning on re-invading, and if you had some semblance of gun control you wouldn’t be worried about someone busting into your house with a gun.
1)What, you haven’t seen a meth head or PCP freakout?They ARE the walking dead IRL.
2)You must be too young to have heard of the Beatles? lol
3)I have superb gun control. I can double tap my target.
4)Thus, no fear of armed intruders.
5)U Jelly?
I agree with you unkodave. Seems there are the same old arguments. Some people need to realize that
1) We are not the UK. Things that work there don’t necessarily work HERE in the US.
2) Guns are the great equalizer. A 90 lb woman can fight off a 250 lb fighter with a firearm.
3) Some people live in Bear/wolf/gang areas.
4) Look at the Swiss. Highest firearm ownership. They must be crazy or in fear of an invasion right?
And while Zombies might not be real the idea behind Z-Day are a good preparation for nearly all eventualities. Riots, Biological contagion, “Crazy” people, Lack of food, lack of resources, government breakdown, Obama re-election. Pretty much any disaster you can think of can be encapsulated in the Z-day scenario.
Yah, because banning guns really works for England.
Call for the cops, call for the paramedics, and call for a pizza. See who get there first. Enjoy your pizza.
I think that there is a correlation with the number of guns that the population of a country has and the number of murders per year. I never lock my door when I am home. No-one has ever tried to break in… BTW the crackheads in my region, are definitely in my area.
If you live in fear, you create your enemy.
Copying a fail picture from parenting failblog does not make it a WIN.
and this is DEFINATELY a fail!!!
*Definitely
Spelling Fail
Its a 3-Gun competition rig to move from stage to stage easier, nothing more.
Ya, these are popular setups. I go with friends and we share a garden wagon.
You really are liberal… you don’t need a license to open carry. That’s the whole point.
signed,
redneck liberal
Jet engine substitute WIN
This is very common at shotgun ranges for sporting clays. Nothing really unusual. Just think golfing with shotguns and this “club bag”
Needed. After all, you never know when some stranger might smile at the baby. It might even be a MALE stranger.
Why be unprepared when that happens?
Commenter Phil hit the nail on the head…this has nothing to do with carting children around. It’s for moving gear from station to station more easily in a 3-gun competition.
I concur, ya’ll need to get on the de-caf, sheesh.
It’s defense against pedophiles, obviously!
pow big mama
I just got my firstborn 2 weeks ago and, as a survivalist, i just found that picture perfectly fitting for my facebook profile!
Thread Hijack WIN for MV!
Guns are like condoms……better to have and not need than need and not have
Kind of makes you rethink the whole “its like taking candy from a baby” thing doesn’t it?
From the upcoming sequel/reboot, “Lone Wolf McQuade and Cub.”
Now all you’ve gotta do is teach the baby to reload.
They are actually for 3-gun matches, carrying all that is tiring
That shot gun. WHAT IS IT?!?!?!
Gun safety training can never start too early
Not for a zombie apocalypse, it’s just the ghetto design. Brotha.
i think these are overprotective parents
VERY OVERPROTECTIVE
This is definitely a fail. Now if it was redesigned with a turret, a belt fed weapon, and high volume ammo storage, that would be a win.
PROTECT THE BABY!!