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I feel very sad for someone who needs this
Mmmmm that is very provocative..
personally i feel sad for you that you never felt the need for that!
I Don’t drink.
I do drink. I used to drink *a lot*, and I cannot think of a single time that I would have needed help putting on a condom.
BECAUSE THERE WASN’T A SINGLE TIME YOU HAD SEX
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incorrect, but thanks for the tribute name
*sad trombone*
Too drunk to put a condom on, but not too drunk to have sex?
Come on, who are those drunks trying to tell the lies to?
I guess drunks have the mindset of “it’s easier to undress and do it than it is to fumble around the room/house for a condom and then undress and do it”
This is a fantastic idea. But why drunk people?
More to the point, what does it ‘strap’ to?????
Seconded. Some of the possibilities are worrying.
I think the idea is that
a) it always goes on the right way (if you’ve never put one on back to front in the dark, then you’ve either got x-ray vision, you’re a virgin, or you’re scared of condoms)
b) it’s easier to put on. I could be wrong but I don’t think it straps to anything, those things at the side are just there to pull it on.
If it stops one person from getting AIDS or unwanted pregnancies, I say it’s a WIN
“(if you’ve never put one on back to front in the dark, then you’ve either got x-ray vision, you’re a virgin, or you’re scared of condoms)”
I guess that means I have x-ray vision…
More likely you’re a virgin. Super easy to put one on inside out, especially the sheepskin kind.
Yeah, I only get them on my husband right-side-out because I feel which side has the slick lube on it. The dry ones are near impossible to tell.
the trick is that you just roll it a little bit and see which way it rolls. I have to say, those precious seconds of putting on a condom can make the difference between an awesome night and “yeah, I have to go…”
More likely you’re an idiot. How can you not tell which way it rolls?
again, you can tell which way it rolls from looking at it
or you don’t turn the lights off ;b
Also, I second the idea that anything that encourages safe sex, even if it seems a little wonky, is probably a good idea. Put another way, if you are too dumb to get a normal condom on, I would rather you didn’t reproduce accidentally.
if you are too dumb to get a normal condom on, I would rather you didn’t reproduce accidentally.
I second this
‘Cause they’re more likely to buy it?
What… exactly… does it strap on to?
Your balls.
Maybe it’s velcro straps. That would certainly hurt less…
I’m going to have to call BS on this one. I’m almost positive that that picture is for a type of condom I’ve seen before that has these ribbons running down either side. The idea being that you can roll a condom on someone without actually touching their penis. I’ve also seen it where they were attached to the inside of a package that split down the middle, so you don’t even have to touch the condom itself.
actually, here’s a pic:
http://www.ugoto.com/picture_japan_invents_no_touch_condoms.html
The larger question here is “WHY?!” Why would you screw someone whose penis you won’t touch?!
One night stands, prostitutes…
sex workers are the only ones I can imagine that situation for, but then again, why can’t they put their own condom on?
I can’t see why, even for a one night stand, you would let them put something in you (even covered) that you can’t bring yourself to touch
Two reasons:
Chirophobia–Fear of hands
Carnophobia–Fear of meat. (Haha just kiding)
That condom… It has no reservoir tip.
Apparently this invention is what Miami and Europe have in common.
I think maybe the straps are just pull tabs to roll the condom down properly. Drunk people may fail on rolling the condom on the right way so the tabs could show they r rolling it down right way around.
Now the problem of the drunken fumbling with propholactics is finally solved… next the issue of the drunken limp.
That was solved a while ago, and your SPAM box is probably full of the solution
Provided he is healthy enough for it, grind up a Viagra in the vino. Problem solved.
The only thing I can imagine is that those are more ‘pull tabs’ than ‘straps’. Do the normal pre-unroll positioning, then instead of ‘drunkenly fumbling’ with the unroll, just pull the tabs and it does the rest of the work for you, yo-yo style.
if your that drunk, just ask her to put it on you with her mouth….. its more fun that way
Yeah, fun for you, not fun for the girl who gets a mouth full of lube.
This.
I don’t get it. How is trying to manipulate those straps easier, when drunk than putting a regular condom on?
Oh man. My husband can’t put on a condom to save his life, even sober. I’ve got to get him a bunch of these.
(Don’t ask why I’m not on the pill, you really, really do not want to know.)
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…why aren’t you…you know what. I’m not going to touch this one.
double fail
Double fail, alcohol and what will probably though not definitely be unmarried sex.
What’s more fail is couples never having sex before marriage and then never knowing whether they’re completely not sexually compatible. I’ll take my chances.
lol
Also, drunks can now piss in their pants without stinking up the entire bus.
Related tags: Miami and Europe. Oo
Anyone who needs this, is probably in no shape to have sex.
My thoughts exactly, Melba.
Everybody Sing! You Know The Tune!
Strap-On! Prevent The CLAP!
Strap-Off! Get The CLAP!
Strap-On! Strap-Off!
*CLAP, CLAP, CLAP*
“The Strapper”
Fail. We don’t need drunkards breeding more drunkards.
In my experience, men who have drank enough to need this will NEVER be able to get it up… I’d say… few beers => not being able to get it up, few more beers => need help putting condom on.
No, I don’t see the point