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Or offer to help.
I’m guessing make a sammich.
Get me a vodka cranberry first.
Better answer:
Finish it.
Join him.
knock, knock, knock.
AH NOT READY YET DAMN WOMAN
Who’s there?
I’M COMMING HONEY!
Emma wins this round
Disagree.
They are husband and wife.
Wife should join, not to stay away.
(If she’s in the mood.)
Emma’s answer is wrong.
This is the strongest thumbs-up ratio I’ve seen on anything in this network. And that’s because it wins a lot!
Problem?
Ask Emma
No, no, no. If the wife wants to interrupt the jerk session, simply show him that photo of Emma.
Umm, is Emma female?
are you?
I’ll ask my wife.
any word yet?
My name is Emma… But I wanna know, is that a dude or girl in the pic?
Not come across any Emmas who are guys.
Tell you husband to man up and put a lock on the door.
I’m guessing that there probably is a lock on the door. Most bathroom doors in the US, or really any country that this advice column might found, will have locks on the door as standard. So the question is why is the husband not using it? I think he wants the wife to walk in on him and maybe figure out that she isn’t keeping up with her spousal duties in that department.
Though some frank and honest conversation with her would probably be much more effective.
I know what I’d be doing and it wouldn’t be writing to an agony aunt in the local paper.
No you got it all wrong. be angry about it. Eat your feelings and become even less desirable by becoming bitter AND obese.
Its best to take the Lorena Bobbitt approach. You have to instill permanent changes in his behavior.
I agree with the crowd. Emma looks like a drag character on The Kids in the Hall.
Stop leaving the Glamour behind the toilet.