I dunno, dying of diarrhea sounds a lot more painful than just getting ran over. I don’t care if I have to duck walk my way in front of a moving semi, I’m dying on MY TERMS!
I salute whoever came up with this – you are a brilliant, comedic person. I bow to your superior intellect. . . And your knowledge of ancient video games.
..wow, LA streets come with fortune-cookie tags, now?..and you risk diarrhea-!?..it ain’t worth it to be Walkin’ in LA..
It’s a trick, all the tabs say that on the back.
Outstanding
Lucky he died of dysentery before blindly running into traffic.
I dunno, dying of diarrhea sounds a lot more painful than just getting ran over. I don’t care if I have to duck walk my way in front of a moving semi, I’m dying on MY TERMS!
FOR FREEDOOOOOM!!! *kersplat*
(‘course, we got medicine for that now.)
Brilliant.
I salute whoever came up with this – you are a brilliant, comedic person. I bow to your superior intellect. . . And your knowledge of ancient video games.
..need archaic vid-game insights, Erica..pls advise?..
oregon trail
Agreed, erica! Pure genius.
Oregon trail was the best game of all time.
Also it’s Las Angeles not Los…
…do you seriously think that?
Wait…wait…forreal?
Wasn’t that the answer to every choice in Oregon Trail?
..a clue!..
As hard as I laugh now, my brother had to say this:
“At least it isn’t dying of exhaustion.”
Broke my lolzorgan.
“At least he did not get tired.”
Well… its safe to say that slumping to the ground as you die save you from the pain of being hit by a garbage truck and flying across the LA streets….
He took the “3″ card….which means he chose to run blindly into traffic.
(And somehow managed to get dysentery…)
That’s because the Oregon Trail game is famous for killing off your settlers with Dysentery lol. Whoever put up that sign is beyond epic!
Presumably if you choose option 5, you die of thirst or something?
No, just dysentery.
I’m caught between loving the awesome and being bummed that I missed seeing it out there… XD
Very cool, but it’s pretty douchy to put it up yourself, photograph it, and submit it yourself.
O_O i need to make one of these. is there a template?
I hacked my game so the oxen can die of dysentery.