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Someone give this man a medal.
Guy’s name is John, he’s from N.C. And he does deserve a medal.
Craigslist ftw!
This man, he speak as one who has “been there”.
I almost wish I had a kid just so I could buy this car for the ungrateful little bastard. Sales pitch of the century.
I was just thinking the same thing. Best ad read ever!
Wow, way to go, torturing your own flesh and blood! Remember: Every time your kid fails, it’s because *you* failed! And when you are gone, all that will be left of you, is your kid. And if your kid is shít, then so are you.
You are a sadist that should not be allowed around kids. I bet you also cut yourself because you hate yourself so much.
I don’t have to hope you die out, because you’re way harder at work to reach that goal, than I could ever wish for!
EPIC FAIL!
Sense of humour epic fail.
Holy s**t, dude. Talk about taking what he said in a way-too-sinister manner. The fact that you are judging this person to be a “sadist,” who cuts and hates himself is disturbing. Just because you took a high school psychology class doesn’t mean know anything about anybody. If anything, you are projecting your self-hatred (see, I can be a s**tty psychologist too).
And your kids are perfectly adjusted, contributing citizens who know the value of money, never ask for anything they don’t absolutely need, have never done anything utterly idiotic, are properly thankful for everything you’ve done for them, bought their own first car, paid their own way through college, never once said they hated you for watching out for them, and never hung out with the wrong crowd.
If any of the above does not apply to your children,you can kindly stfu until it does. Only when you are a Perfect Parent(TM) who raises Perfect Progeny(TM) can you judge us mere mortals with regular teenagers.
Holy s**t, calm down.
You’re the kid who was given this car, don’t you?
No, you’ve got it all wrong. If my kid is a failure, it’s because YOU’RE a failure. Researchers at the University of Minnesota have proven that you are the source of all poor quality humans in the world.
LOLZ
obviously you don’t have kids…..
And let’s hope it stays that way!
Nothing says “torturing your own flesh and blood” like buying them a car.
Hahaha glad someone said it. Torture? Psh!
Clearly not an actual parent.
Bay – as much as I respect your sense of idealism, adults that hate themselves don’t cut, they drink. Go finish your homework.
More like “Bay-SUCK.”
Cut your fingers off so you can stop polluting the internet with your un-funny.
Personally, I think driving a POS should be a modern right of passage. You’re like the kid that whined because they got the exact car they wanted, but it was silver instead of red.
I really don’t understand why your trying to make a comment directed at him if this is a screenshot from someone looking at “craig’s list” on a car that they found. Frankly, i think you are the one that failed here…
Bravo. 10/10. I tip my beanie to you.
it’s funny how only some of the words are censored
It’s rather sad. Just like the censorship in this blog.
Protip America: Censorship is something that only evil totalitarian regimes like the Nazis, Stalin, China and North Korea do. You either are such a country, or you absolutely never ever censor. Period.
My question: Are you such a regime?
WTF? The Nazis had a regime but they were not a regime. China, North Korea – now they’re whole countries. Stalin on the other hand was a single person. Nothing that you have said makes any kind of sense. Are your parents retarded? By your logic they surely are…
It’s rather sad. Just like the censοrshíp in this blog.
Protip Ameríca: Censorship is something that only evil tοtalitarian regímes like the Nazís, Stalín, Chína and North Korea do. You either are such a country, or you absolutely never ever censοr. Period.
My question: Are you such a regime?
P.S.: Apparently this message contains at least one word that gets censored. I can’t tell which one. Can you? Wow, way to go…
Fuck censorship!
Lovin’ the use of gay and mentally disabled slurs in this post.
Why, you a mentally handicapped homosexual, or just so self-righteous that you feel entitled to be injured *for* them?
Well I am gay so yeah saying slurs like that are upsetting.
Yeah, they censor s–t and f–k but allow f-g–t? F–k that!
Nicely put John
Umm… The US didn’t censor this post, failblog did.
A private organization can censor whatever they want to allow on THEIR OWN WEBSITE! In fact, if the US government prevented them from censoring then THAT would be an infringement of failblog’s rights!
And there’s NEVER been any such thing as “no censorship,” regardless of what that tr0lling ph@gg up there says.
Again? You should lay off the internets.
And in the words of Lincoln, “[Its] better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
That was Mark Twain, fool.
Ah, I love how people equate the first amendment with everything, including private organizations. You make us all proud…
I pray I find a car like this in 8 years. It would make my life complete. Love my kid but know what I am in for! Wish they could just sleep through the teens.
Funny how you fail at raising your kid, who is just an image of you, and then blame the kid. Yeah, they already think way too little because they are told not to think Apparently it’s uncool. So wouldn’t it be wonderful if they would just sleep trough their youth, and then be grown up, being even dumber than the generation before. Yeah, awe-some!
Please never have children.
You really need to learn how to take a joke.
Anger much?
What is wrong with you, exactly?
He has no penis.
He has no kids.
He has neither?
Well, Canaduck, boring troll is boring and redundant. You see, much like the kids that he’s attempting to defend, he craves attention, even the negative kind. So since his earlier attempts to get noticed have failed, he’s basically doing the equivalent of screaming at the top of his lungs in the middle of a crowded room because he’s mad that he’s being ignored. :-\
(And pardon if this posts twice. I made a post earlier, but Failblog eated it.)
Apparently he has a complex because his parents consider him a failure, and he wants to blame them because he’s a loser instead of taking responsibility for it himself.
U Jelly?
Someone was obviously beaten as a child (bay-sick). How about you go out and get a life instead of calling people out in order to get some attention… Loser.
I’m thinking bay-sick is a troll.
Spoken like someone who’s never had a kid (and hopefully never will)
My thoughts exactly. Probably just some angsty teenager anyway.
He is a kid… and most likely the one who received this car.
TL;DR
this
Then you both missed out, I’m still chuckling, half an hour after reading it :’)
too apathetic, don’t care
HA! This guy rocks! He knows kids. When I bought a new vehicle, I offered my old car, a 1992 4-door Honda Accord to my son. He flatly refused to take it. I ended up selling it for next to nothing. My son still doesn’t have a driver’s license and has to bum rides or take the bus just because he didn’t want to be seen in a beater. His loss.
Er…what would your son do with your car without a driving licence?
He’d have a reason to get a license.
So…where you live…you’re allowed to own a car without having a licence?
Sure, anyone’s allowed to *own* a car, even without a license. They’re just not allowed to drive it anywhere. …At least not legally. Of course, that often doesn’t stop people. And teenagers being teenagers, I’d include them in those “people”.
Here, you’d need to produce a valid DL just to have ownership papers transferred to your name, so yeah here no DL == no car.
…Why would a four-door be embarassing? If anything, a two-door would be, because for your buddies to get in, you have to stop and get out.
Because, four-doors aren’t “cool” in the mind of a typical male teenager’s mind. They don’t care if it gets far less mileage per gallon or that they have to inconvenience themselves by actually getting up out of their seats to let their friends into the vehicle. So long as the ride is awesome to stare at, that’s all that matters.
Four doors become cool when they realise they need quick and frequent access to the back seat….
Pfft~! They can accomplish that just by crawling into the back! You don’t need extra doors for that!
Kind of spoils the mood when you accidentally kick your date in the back of the head scrambling to do the backseat mambo.
If he says he’s sorry and asks if she’s okay, they’ll be good to go and can try again in a few minutes. …Of course, I never said teenager logic made a whole lot of sense. In fact, it often doesn’t make sense.
Wow, are kids really that spoiled? I got a used 4-door Corolla as my first car and was more than happy that I just had something to drive.
Yes. Kids really are that spoiled.
Yeah…I got a 19-something Oldsmobile Eighty-Six (I don’t know if that was the year or what…). It was gunmetal gray with maroon interior and smelled like old people (because it was my grandparent’s) but I LOVED that car.
Aside from it’s un-coolness it had a secret awesome to it that few understood. I miss that car…
1993 4-door pontiac grand am in basic white…that car was so damn fun because we made it into a parody of all the kids who “pimped their rides”….had “spinning hubcaps” where the spinner part was MAYBE 3/4 the size of the entire hubcap and in the winter would get ice built up on the bottom while it sat so that instead of spinning, it would just pendulum back and forth when you stopped
My first car was an ’85 Ford Mustang Hunkos**t. Remember Adam Sandler’s “Ode to My Car”? That WAS my car. But one of the things I hated most was that it was a two-door, because A. they were HEAVY and 2. they would swing out way too far and I would have to step out to close the emm effer. My second car also only had two doors.
My third car, finally a four-door, was heavenly. It was also my grandma’s (I inherited after she died) and I loved that car til I totalled it.
Smelled like her til that day, too.
1984 KB Laser. I drove all up and down the east coast of Aus sooo many times in that car. Ahhh memories. I miss roadtripping for the hell of it.
You guys got cars?
I used to laugh at vehicles like that out on the road. Guys who would try to “pimp out” what were otherwise normal, boring 199-something 4-door cars by putting those spinners on them. I thought it was hilarious that someone would actually do something that silly, not realizing at the time that they were possibly trying to do what you were doing and making fun of those who seriously did that to their cars. Now looking back, it seems both clever *and* hilarious~
That Olds was one tough car……beautiful big boat. Funny how we all remember the first car…mine was a ’61 Chevy, smoked like a chimney but would run like a scalded dog.
Yeah it was – it saved my life. A guy ran a stop sign right into the front of me and I walked away with nothing more that a couple bruises (seatbelt, airbag, steering wheel).
It gave it’s life for mine and I will be forever grateful
Moment of silence for the late Olds…
*takes off hat and stares at floor*
1990 Volvo 240 Station Wagon. That car, was the antithesis of cool.
…Okay, you have my complete respect. Because anyone who had to drive a station wagon for their first car more than likely was mocked relentlessly by retarded peers. But you stood strong and came out of it unharmed. Rock on, Station Wagon Man.
That is the car I’d buy my kids if they still were kids..
Love the ad..
Over here in Germany, almost no one wants to have just two doors, lol.
Bravo. If mommy and daddy are buying you the car, you take what you get. Sure, you want that cool new Infiniti G37, but that ain’t happenin’. You want a cool car, you buy it yourself when you have a job and can afford it. Until then, reliable and boring wheels are better than a bus pass.
Definite win….. but censorship FAIL….. You can’t censor a handful of the words. ALL OR NONE.
Anyone who gets their kid a nicer car than this is an idiot. They WILL get into some form of accident.
in my family, we all had to get a job and pay for our own car.
at most my mom would pitch in and help with insurance.
but how else is a teenager supposed to learn how to take care of their car if they never have to dish out the money for it?
you want to burn out your tires to look ‘cool’? well good job, now you have to pay for new tires.
TL;DR
electric vehicles rock!
Well, this add, along with entirety of this exchange, proves that the different generations absolutely hate each other. The fact is, we’re all really f*cked up. But, being human, our selfish little minds tend to gloss over the negative aspects of our personality to make room for pointing out the flaws in other people’s.
How ’bout ALL of us just shut up and do our own thing, okay?
This guy is a freaking genius as well as my hero!
Looks photoshop…
I’d like to say that I am still a teenager, and my first car was a beat-up ’95 Cutlass Ciera that is almost exactly like what he describes, and I can’t remember doing anything but loving the damn car because it runs like a charm.
LOL sad to say but i know where this car is….even worse is the fact that he is right
^THIS is the guy we need to give a medal to. Thank you so much for providing a rational statement and dispensing with the stereotypes.
You guys are getting a wee bit too serious about this stuff. The guy is trying to sell a teenager-proof car. He’s not saying that all teenagers are dumb as rocks, just that if someone has a dumb-as-rocks teenager that they won’t destroy the first car they own.
This is much better… http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=30
LOL
Poor Shaniqua! She missed out on two AMAZING deals.
I got a chick car and i loved it.
Not only is it a chick car, but it has tinkerbell floor mats that i’ve yet to replace.
Best part is i got props in high school for having those floor mats too…