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  1. troll says:

    That is an awesome shirt, i want one!

    Seriously whoever made this just made my day!

    A pity they didn’t include a Dutch joke though… :p

  2. penbanana says:

    Nice Hetalia shirt.

  3. Bee says:

    I heard this version:

    “In heaven the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers Italian and everything is organised by the Germans.
    In hell the cooks are British, the police the French, the lovers German and everything is organised by the Italians.”

    Still a good joke.

  4. But what do they smell like?

  5. Bay-sick? Come on! Sense! says:

    So hell is, when Jamie Oliver cooks for someone in a small run-by-Italians community in Germany near the Italian border, who has a Swiss partner and just gave his Citroen to the authorized repair shop?
    I think we can actually manage to find such a person. ;)

    P.S.: Judging from recent events, I’d say British police must have gotten a lot worse since when that t-shirt was made.

  6. Joeyyy says:

    Where can i buy that t-shirt?

  7. John says:

    ‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello, what’s all this then?

  8. paradox boy says:

    i would change the french lovers by the czesc lovers, or by the russian, or by the spanish…. but specialy the nederlands or hungary, or bulgary, or czec republic or romania or ukraine, i dont know why, but the east european females are much more beautiful, much more openminded, and enjoy much more the anal sex than the west europe females….

  9. RKO says:

    whats wrong with German police? they seem fine to me.

  10. Rinze says:

    LOLOLOLOL It’s funny cause it’s TRUE!!!!11!

  11. Raar says:

    Gestapo!

  12. meh says:

    first I thought: damn stupid stereotypes. Then I thought: F**k, thats true…

  13. ed says:

    i would swap germans for swiss in the the second part, what are they going to do with those pen knives?

    • Rhagai says:

      Nice troll post. But Mac Guyver could fix a star gate with bubble gum and a swiss army knife, which makes your post invalid.

  14. keithybabes says:

    Hell is where the police are American, the chefs American, the mechanics American, the lovers American and it’s all organized by the Americans.
    There, fixed it for you.

  15. CookieDough Ice Cream says:

    1. I need to get that shirt.
    2. Epic Hetalia reference???
    3. ROME-OOJJICHAAAAN—!!!
    Yahoo~!

  16. orz--- says:

    hetalia ftw :D

  17. SpaceLemur says:

    Reminds me of the old joke about how Canada could have had the best stuff in the world: British culture, French cuisine and American technology. Instead they got British cuisine, French technology and American culture.

  18. Ricktroll says:

    America best technology?
    You sir, need to the heck.

  19. SlimJim says:

    Maybe ‘hell’ should have a Belgian government too.

  20. Bethanne says:

    i think this was sung by Grandpa Rome on Axis Powers Hetalia.

  21. Matt says:

    You made Gordon Ramsey mad.

    Or that was part of the joke, you tell me.

  22. Zip Zop Zoobity Bop says:

    This just reminds me of Hetalia.

  23. O.o says:

    Ya, that was a funny part, wasn’t it XD

  24. Fredo says:

    SO

    F**KING

    TRUE!

    As an Italian, I fully agree with that shirt! Italian food.. win! Italian organization EPIC FAIL!

  25. Nova says:

    i´d swap “german mechanics” with “german beer”, then it´s REALLY heaven :D

  26. P933 says:

    I’ve seen them at a local restaurant chain Chianti’s in Calgary Canada. Maybe they’ll ship one to you. chianticafe.ca

  27. Supensa says:

    Hetalia!!! : DDDD

  28. MightymonkeyX says:

    I’m confused, how could it be heaven if the French are there?

  29. Yeah says:

    Seriously, where can I get this shirt?

  30. Housecat says:

    Hetalia is invading the interwebz!! XD
    I saw an almost-naked Hungary on Memebase After Dark too…. Hetalia, FTW!

    • Jiman says:

      I thought the same thing as soon as I saw that picture XD In fact, I’ve seen quite a few things on all these cheezburger sites that seem like they reference Hetalia in some way…
      I think they’re trying to invade the Internet’s vital regions >w>

  31. dannae says:

    Grandpa Rome! Issat-a you?

  32. Mirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmur says:

    Listen aaaaaaaaas I teeell you what heaven would beeeeeeeee

    hahahahaha oh holy rome….

  33. Ivan. kolkolkol says:

    They said this in Hetalia. (well, they didn’t say it. Rome sang it)

  34. ValdeZ says:

    It should say that Hell is where everything is from Mexico…

  35. kit says:

    I know it xD

  36. that's cool says:

    I want a brazilian lover.

  37. BONZOWAZHERE says:

    THAT’S FROM AXIS POWERS HETALIA!!!! 8D ROME SINGS IT TO THEM DURING A BATTLE SCENE TO STOP ITALY FROM GETTING HURT 8D

    • teehee trolling says:

      You know, before it was all Hetalia herpderp it was a common joke in Europe -.-
      Oh and it appeared in the webcomic before the anime :P
      The more you know~

  38. cmader says:

    German mechanics? Who ever made this shirt must not realize that “Made in Germany” is actually a warning label. The rest sounds about right.

    • Herr Pess says:

      It has been intended to be a warning label cause the british empire wanted to have a kind of embargo against imports from germany (so the people can buy more british products), but theyve realised soon, that german products rock and so it turned into a quality sign soon!

  39. Kalm says:

    OK, can someone explain the Swiss organisers/lovers and British police thing to me? Being from the Caribbean, all I know about the Swiss is the stuff you see on TV (the army knives and the cheese, although the army knives are organised fantastically).

    Otherwise I imagine the joke is about these associations:

    Heaven-

    Italian chefs: Speaks for itself. Though the French could also be slotted in here.
    German mechanics: Top Gear seems to think the Germans mechanical prowess is most efficient and functional. BMW backs this up. Can’t help but think Italy could’ve worked here too though…Ferrari, Lamborghini for instance.
    French lovers: Obvious. Language of love…City of love…etc.

    Hell-

    German police: Nazis is all I can think of for this one. I know that may not be a good thing, but Hell, Germany and an armed force point immediately to that.
    British chefs: Gordon Ramsay? That’s his name right? Hell’s Kitchen or something like that?
    French mechanics: Peugeot has a terrible reputation where I’m from.
    Italian organisers: I’m thinking organised…crime? Which leads me to the Mafia.

    And that’s my over-explanation done for the day.

    • someone says:

      The swiss do have a reputation for perfectly organising things and being very, very precise (ie trains in switzerland ALWAYS arrive on time, they make the world’s best watches etc…) but they’re also known for being a little demure and uptight. But I didn’t get the thing about the british police as well, maybe it’s because the british are considered very polite. ^^

      There is also no way that italians build better cars then germans. I mean, sure, a ferrari or a lamborghini may look nice, but in fact they’re a freaking mess. You can’t drive an italian sports car for more than 100 miles without having to stop at a workshop.

      • swissscoobylover says:

        Oh, That’s why in Hell we’re lovers? I was wondering about how that could be. Because we made be slightly uptight, but we tend to have really nice racks.

    • swissscoobylover says:

      You over thought the British chefs part. It has nothing to do with Gordon Ramsey. British food is just notoriously bad.

  40. FookinRed says:

    We of Germanic ancestry always get a bad wrap when it comes to law enforcement….I wonder why…. *sigh*

  41. Trevor says:

    So is America purgatory then?

  42. Shintarou says:

    WAI HELLO THAR GRANDPA ROME!

  43. Cookie Mobster says:

    The Italians are great organizers. Until they bring “friends of theirs” into the mix.

    • Eliz says:

      You live here in Italy? Cuz I can tell you…no such thing as organization here (unless you are referring to the MAFIA).

      Italians SUCK at anything to do with organization.

  44. da master says:

    I demand that the dutch get place on that shirt, possibly something with cheese or beer

  45. Triggy J says:

    British police? Balderdash. Our police are nowhere near as good as you think.

  46. Superfae says:

    lol, i love that the majority of the people commenting on this pic don’t realize that it’s from season 2 of Hetalia…
    Roman Empire FTW!

  47. FatPizzaPie says:

    Where are the Puerto Ricans?
    Huh? HUH?!

  48. Florida Sportsman says:

    This shirt is also available at the Key Colony Inn on Marathon Key in Florida. I would know, I go there every year.

  49. Running away to Russia says:

    GRANDPA ROMEEEEEEE!

  50. rbrb says:

    FatPizzaPie says:
    January 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    Where are the Puerto Ricans?
    Huh? HUH?!

    not in europe…

  51. Coo582 says:

    Hetalia joke FTW. I want this shirt. XD

  52. Yo Mama says:

    In Heaven the Canadians the brewers and the Americans the solders, and vice-verca in Hell.

  53. Amelia F. Jones says:

    HETALIA FTW~! It made me proud to see how many people saw Hetalia in this! ;D

  54. ihop333 says:

    And the americans are fatasses in both

  55. WiseGuy says:

    Nope, nope, nope. Got it all wrong.

    In heaven you have an American salary, a British boss, and a Japanese wife.

    In hell you get a British salary, a Japanese boss, and an American wife.

  56. MissAwesome says:

    This reminds me of Hetalia Axis Powers XD

  57. Ye says:

    I was expecting a lot more America bashing.

    As an american i would just like to say that i am disappoint.

  58. TotallyNotAHetaliaFan says:

    Vodkaaaaa~

  59. Carol Adami says:

    WHERE can I get one? Must have!

  60. M.U. says:

    I guess you better not take any photographs in heaven…

  61. jonathan Bouma says:

    and the women are canadian and the drug-dealers are jamaicans working for the dutch!

  62. Shirts says:

    sorry i’m a dumb american, i dont get it?.. i got the german part with the cars but the french part has me lost….


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