Because you need training to ever be able to win a battle! -sighs, rubbing his forehead- Fine, you can take a siesta. A SHORT siesta, and you’ll have to run an extra lap during training. And no distractions!
“In heaven the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers Italian and everything is organised by the Germans.
In hell the cooks are British, the police the French, the lovers German and everything is organised by the Italians.”
So hell is, when Jamie Oliver cooks for someone in a small run-by-Italians community in Germany near the Italian border, who has a Swiss partner and just gave his Citroen to the authorized repair shop?
I think we can actually manage to find such a person.
P.S.: Judging from recent events, I’d say British police must have gotten a lot worse since when that t-shirt was made.
I was gonna say – The British police are awful, I’d much rather have the German police. Whoever came up with this has clearly never been to Britain. S**t, an Iranian newspaper was going on about what a Police State britain is a week or so back – IRAN!!!!
i would change the french lovers by the czesc lovers, or by the russian, or by the spanish…. but specialy the nederlands or hungary, or bulgary, or czec republic or romania or ukraine, i dont know why, but the east european females are much more beautiful, much more openminded, and enjoy much more the anal sex than the west europe females….
aehm…what? not corrupt – maybe. not brutal? wtf?? you should visit a march against nazis. guess what: german police is beating the crap out of left-wing counterprotesters. or out of school kids in Stuttgart…
Hell is where the police are American, the chefs American, the mechanics American, the lovers American and it’s all organized by the Americans.
There, fixed it for you.
thank you for being a closeminded asshat. your asshattery has just disproved your point, and as such has reflected on your own nationality. feel free to try and prove that all americans are as you say.
Reminds me of the old joke about how Canada could have had the best stuff in the world: British culture, French cuisine and American technology. Instead they got British cuisine, French technology and American culture.
I thought the same thing as soon as I saw that picture XD In fact, I’ve seen quite a few things on all these cheezburger sites that seem like they reference Hetalia in some way…
I think they’re trying to invade the Internet’s vital regions >w>
It has been intended to be a warning label cause the british empire wanted to have a kind of embargo against imports from germany (so the people can buy more british products), but theyve realised soon, that german products rock and so it turned into a quality sign soon!
OK, can someone explain the Swiss organisers/lovers and British police thing to me? Being from the Caribbean, all I know about the Swiss is the stuff you see on TV (the army knives and the cheese, although the army knives are organised fantastically).
Otherwise I imagine the joke is about these associations:
Heaven-
Italian chefs: Speaks for itself. Though the French could also be slotted in here.
German mechanics: Top Gear seems to think the Germans mechanical prowess is most efficient and functional. BMW backs this up. Can’t help but think Italy could’ve worked here too though…Ferrari, Lamborghini for instance.
French lovers: Obvious. Language of love…City of love…etc.
Hell-
German police: Nazis is all I can think of for this one. I know that may not be a good thing, but Hell, Germany and an armed force point immediately to that.
British chefs: Gordon Ramsay? That’s his name right? Hell’s Kitchen or something like that?
French mechanics: Peugeot has a terrible reputation where I’m from.
Italian organisers: I’m thinking organised…crime? Which leads me to the Mafia.
The swiss do have a reputation for perfectly organising things and being very, very precise (ie trains in switzerland ALWAYS arrive on time, they make the world’s best watches etc…) but they’re also known for being a little demure and uptight. But I didn’t get the thing about the british police as well, maybe it’s because the british are considered very polite. ^^
There is also no way that italians build better cars then germans. I mean, sure, a ferrari or a lamborghini may look nice, but in fact they’re a freaking mess. You can’t drive an italian sports car for more than 100 miles without having to stop at a workshop.
Oh, That’s why in Hell we’re lovers? I was wondering about how that could be. Because we made be slightly uptight, but we tend to have really nice racks.
That is an awesome shirt, i want one!
Seriously whoever made this just made my day!
A pity they didn’t include a Dutch joke though… :p
Nice Hetalia shirt.
Lol I was just going to say that! I want this shirt >_<
That’s the first thing I thought of…..
I was thinking the same
OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
*ahem* PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!- Hetalia.
Ve~ Pasta?
Ludwiiiiig…. why do we have to train now? It’s time for siesta, ve~
Because you need training to ever be able to win a battle! -sighs, rubbing his forehead- Fine, you can take a siesta. A SHORT siesta, and you’ll have to run an extra lap during training. And no distractions!
Ve~ But Ludwig, all I have to do is make a bunch of white flags!
Yaaaaay! *hugs around Ludwig’s legs* You’re the best, Ludwig!
…
boku hetalia <3~
I was about to comment just that. >w<
Hetalia FTW!
Aw, you beat me to it! D:
Grandpa Rome’s songs are so jive.
D
That was the first thing I thought of, lol.
i wants
I heard this version:
“In heaven the cooks are French, the police are British, the lovers Italian and everything is organised by the Germans.
In hell the cooks are British, the police the French, the lovers German and everything is organised by the Italians.”
Still a good joke.
But what do they smell like?
all smell like fnck
they smell like endorans. endora is a principality between France and Spain. the people there are dirty…
HOW DARE YOU DEFILE THE NAME OF ANDORRA!! IT’S ANDORRA ANDORRA ANDORRA ANDORRA ANDORRA (‘cept with only one Andorra).
All hail Andorra!!!!!!!
Endora, eh? I’ll let them know they’re not calling themselves the right thing.
It’s funny that people were pissed that he typed “endora” and not “Andorra” but ignored the fact that he called them dirty.
So hell is, when Jamie Oliver cooks for someone in a small run-by-Italians community in Germany near the Italian border, who has a Swiss partner and just gave his Citroen to the authorized repair shop?
I think we can actually manage to find such a person.
P.S.: Judging from recent events, I’d say British police must have gotten a lot worse since when that t-shirt was made.
I hate to rub people’s fails under their noses, but you know that there’s no german-italian border? There’s a little thing called austria between them
that and switzerland dude
not until germany annects austria agiain…
finding a german place near the italian border is impossible otherwise
show me the German-Italian border!
read the comment again, dumb bum
how about NO police…
i can notice you’ve never been to portugal xD (cops work here, but only to give you “special tickets”)
I was gonna say – The British police are awful, I’d much rather have the German police. Whoever came up with this has clearly never been to Britain. S**t, an Iranian newspaper was going on about what a Police State britain is a week or so back – IRAN!!!!
Britain is not a police state, mostly due to the police being able to do f**k all
True. And I still don’t get why French r bad mechanics or german Police should be bad?
Ever heard of the SS? That’s why German police would be bad.
Where can i buy that t-shirt?
It’s the employe’s shirt at a restaurant called farfalla’s
Before I moved this used to be on display in my town. It gave me a laugh every time I walked by.
‘Ello ‘ello ‘ello, what’s all this then?
i would change the french lovers by the czesc lovers, or by the russian, or by the spanish…. but specialy the nederlands or hungary, or bulgary, or czec republic or romania or ukraine, i dont know why, but the east european females are much more beautiful, much more openminded, and enjoy much more the anal sex than the west europe females….
Everyone enjoys that for enough money!
me.. as a dutch woman.. can NOT totally confirm that =p
i hate anal but i am open minded xD
but some people say thats only because im bisexual
We really didnt want to know your personal life…too much information
get over yourself…
Haha well said.
Somebody missed the point of funny sterotyping.
since when is the netherlands located in eastern europe?
So. You’re actually saying that the Netherlands are an East European country?
whats wrong with German police? they seem fine to me.
may be a holocaust reference
That’s exactly what I was wondering about.
I am German and you do not hear too many bad things about police.
better than US police, thats for sure ^^
Nothing. They are said to stick too much to the written law. But they are neither considered brutal nor corrupt.
aehm…what? not corrupt – maybe. not brutal? wtf?? you should visit a march against nazis. guess what: german police is beating the crap out of left-wing counterprotesters. or out of school kids in Stuttgart…
Whats wrong with beating the s**t out of nazis?
The joke there is that the germans are considered to be more strict than others.
<– german and mechanic =D
LOLOLOLOL It’s funny cause it’s TRUE!!!!11!
Gestapo!
first I thought: damn stupid stereotypes. Then I thought: F**k, thats true…
i would swap germans for swiss in the the second part, what are they going to do with those pen knives?
Nice troll post. But Mac Guyver could fix a star gate with bubble gum and a swiss army knife, which makes your post invalid.
Hell is where the police are American, the chefs American, the mechanics American, the lovers American and it’s all organized by the Americans.
There, fixed it for you.
Win.
agree
AMERICANS ARE SO STUPID AND IGNORANT LOLOL!!!
thank you for being a closeminded asshat. your asshattery has just disproved your point, and as such has reflected on your own nationality. feel free to try and prove that all americans are as you say.
Yes. No. No. Yes. Hell yes.
There, I fixed it for you.
Imperialism FTW!!
You must have been educated in America, too.
Go to the dictionary.
Look up “Imperialism”
Compare current-day American “Imperialism” with, say, French actions in Africa.
Celebrate your small step on the road to not being an ignorant troll.
1. I need to get that shirt.
2. Epic Hetalia reference???
3. ROME-OOJJICHAAAAN—!!!
Yahoo~!
I would love to have the hetalia version of this shirt! with chibi Switzerland saying “I hate everybody”
Switzerland’s “Now get bent!” in the Hetalia Academy Christmas Episode. It made me lol and snort my drink out my nose. >.>
SAME HERE, AND HETALIA ISH EPICOSITY. .u.
…Ve~?
hetalia ftw
Reminds me of the old joke about how Canada could have had the best stuff in the world: British culture, French cuisine and American technology. Instead they got British cuisine, French technology and American culture.
America best technology?
You sir, need to the heck.
Maybe ‘hell’ should have a Belgian government too.
i think this was sung by Grandpa Rome on Axis Powers Hetalia.
You made Gordon Ramsey mad.
Or that was part of the joke, you tell me.
This just reminds me of Hetalia.
Yes, I want this shirt!! That was funny when the Roman Empire came sailing by, singing about heaven and hell
Haha I was thinking that xD
Me too xD I’m especially thinking of Go Devil Dante’s Anime Munters xD
i love his drawings, with german mechanics *drool*
Absolutely.
…pasta?
Ya, that was a funny part, wasn’t it XD
SO
F**KING
TRUE!
As an Italian, I fully agree with that shirt! Italian food.. win! Italian organization EPIC FAIL!
i´d swap “german mechanics” with “german beer”, then it´s REALLY heaven
I’ve seen them at a local restaurant chain Chianti’s in Calgary Canada. Maybe they’ll ship one to you. chianticafe.ca
Hetalia!!! : DDDD
I’m confused, how could it be heaven if the French are there?
You’ve obviously never had a French lover
Seriously, where can I get this shirt?
Hetalia is invading the interwebz!! XD
I saw an almost-naked Hungary on Memebase After Dark too…. Hetalia, FTW!
I thought the same thing as soon as I saw that picture XD In fact, I’ve seen quite a few things on all these cheezburger sites that seem like they reference Hetalia in some way…
I think they’re trying to invade the Internet’s vital regions >w>
Grandpa Rome! Issat-a you?
Listen aaaaaaaaas I teeell you what heaven would beeeeeeeee
hahahahaha oh holy rome….
Not Holy Rome, Grandpa Rome.
You have failed.
They said this in Hetalia. (well, they didn’t say it. Rome sang it)
It should say that Hell is where everything is from Mexico…
I know it xD
I want a brazilian lover.
THAT’S FROM AXIS POWERS HETALIA!!!! 8D ROME SINGS IT TO THEM DURING A BATTLE SCENE TO STOP ITALY FROM GETTING HURT 8D
You know, before it was all Hetalia herpderp it was a common joke in Europe -.-
Oh and it appeared in the webcomic before the anime
The more you know~
German mechanics? Who ever made this shirt must not realize that “Made in Germany” is actually a warning label. The rest sounds about right.
It has been intended to be a warning label cause the british empire wanted to have a kind of embargo against imports from germany (so the people can buy more british products), but theyve realised soon, that german products rock and so it turned into a quality sign soon!
OK, can someone explain the Swiss organisers/lovers and British police thing to me? Being from the Caribbean, all I know about the Swiss is the stuff you see on TV (the army knives and the cheese, although the army knives are organised fantastically).
Otherwise I imagine the joke is about these associations:
Heaven-
Italian chefs: Speaks for itself. Though the French could also be slotted in here.
German mechanics: Top Gear seems to think the Germans mechanical prowess is most efficient and functional. BMW backs this up. Can’t help but think Italy could’ve worked here too though…Ferrari, Lamborghini for instance.
French lovers: Obvious. Language of love…City of love…etc.
Hell-
German police: Nazis is all I can think of for this one. I know that may not be a good thing, but Hell, Germany and an armed force point immediately to that.
British chefs: Gordon Ramsay? That’s his name right? Hell’s Kitchen or something like that?
French mechanics: Peugeot has a terrible reputation where I’m from.
Italian organisers: I’m thinking organised…crime? Which leads me to the Mafia.
And that’s my over-explanation done for the day.
The swiss do have a reputation for perfectly organising things and being very, very precise (ie trains in switzerland ALWAYS arrive on time, they make the world’s best watches etc…) but they’re also known for being a little demure and uptight. But I didn’t get the thing about the british police as well, maybe it’s because the british are considered very polite. ^^
There is also no way that italians build better cars then germans. I mean, sure, a ferrari or a lamborghini may look nice, but in fact they’re a freaking mess. You can’t drive an italian sports car for more than 100 miles without having to stop at a workshop.
Oh, That’s why in Hell we’re lovers? I was wondering about how that could be. Because we made be slightly uptight, but we tend to have really nice racks.
You over thought the British chefs part. It has nothing to do with Gordon Ramsey. British food is just notoriously bad.
We of Germanic ancestry always get a bad wrap when it comes to law enforcement….I wonder why…. *sigh*
So is America purgatory then?
WAI HELLO THAR GRANDPA ROME!
The Italians are great organizers. Until they bring “friends of theirs” into the mix.
You live here in Italy? Cuz I can tell you…no such thing as organization here (unless you are referring to the MAFIA).
Italians SUCK at anything to do with organization.
I demand that the dutch get place on that shirt, possibly something with cheese or beer
cheese – yes
german beer > dutch beer
just make it dutch weed
British police? Balderdash. Our police are nowhere near as good as you think.
lol, i love that the majority of the people commenting on this pic don’t realize that it’s from season 2 of Hetalia…
Roman Empire FTW!
Where are the Puerto Ricans?
Huh? HUH?!
This shirt is also available at the Key Colony Inn on Marathon Key in Florida. I would know, I go there every year.
GRANDPA ROMEEEEEEE!
FatPizzaPie says:
January 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm
Where are the Puerto Ricans?
Huh? HUH?!
not in europe…
Hetalia joke FTW. I want this shirt. XD
In Heaven the Canadians the brewers and the Americans the solders, and vice-verca in Hell.
HETALIA FTW~! It made me proud to see how many people saw Hetalia in this! ;D
And the americans are fatasses in both
Nope, nope, nope. Got it all wrong.
In heaven you have an American salary, a British boss, and a Japanese wife.
In hell you get a British salary, a Japanese boss, and an American wife.
This reminds me of Hetalia Axis Powers XD
I was expecting a lot more America bashing.
As an american i would just like to say that i am disappoint.
Vodkaaaaa~
WHERE can I get one? Must have!
I guess you better not take any photographs in heaven…
and the women are canadian and the drug-dealers are jamaicans working for the dutch!
sorry i’m a dumb american, i dont get it?.. i got the german part with the cars but the french part has me lost….