I wish I could take a random picture, add some words in photoshop, and get myself on the front page. seriously, how do people look at this and think its legit?
Both of you are idiots. The sign wasn’t made that way, that’s why Dennis’ name isn’t the same color as the est of the text. Someone used stick-on letters to add his name to the sign. It’s a wonder you people can put on your pants without the zipper catching the hair on your butt in the zipper.
Come on. This place used to be nice and funny. But since they f**ked up (like changing Hacked IRL to Failblog Win!), they also threw away the fun. Kidding aside.
Theoretically the difference in white could be because it was a sticker or different paint stenciled on, but in this case I think it’s pretty certain it was just a text overlay.
Plus, it would have been much better if it had been “and Neil.”
Well, he comes from a movie named ‘Cabin Fever’. Dennis, from his looks, is a boy wearing girl clothes. A man drives up to the place where Dennis is sitting on a swing bench surrounded by signs that say stuff about ‘Don’t go near Dennis!’. The man is fighting with the owner of the place, wanting to know where a hospital is for his sick daughter. Dennis chants ‘Pancakes’ softly, and it grows in volume as he stumbles towards the man. Then Dennis lurches and bites the mans hand hard. Dennis realizes that it isn’t pancakes, and stumbles back. The man drives away, bandaging his hand.
I wish I could take a random picture, add some words in photoshop, and get myself on the front page. seriously, how do people look at this and think its legit?
also its a little less than off white like the rest. this should be classified as a fail.
LAME!
This is barely even a fail, it’s so lousy.
This is real. I’m a driver and see this sign every Monday. Its a town North of Smithville, MO. Next Monday I’ll take a pic and post it here.
i don’t think it’s legit, but it’s funny. having photoshop is not enough to get you on a front page. it’s what you do with photoshop.
Um, if I want to see photoshops, I go to Something Awful or Worth1000 or something. I come here to see funny things that actually exist.
Both of you are idiots. The sign wasn’t made that way, that’s why Dennis’ name isn’t the same color as the est of the text. Someone used stick-on letters to add his name to the sign. It’s a wonder you people can put on your pants without the zipper catching the hair on your butt in the zipper.
If it was stick on letters, they wouldn’t be lined up perfectly with perfect spacing.
It’s a hacked sign. IT’s not photo shopped, I live 5 miles away from it it’s on 169N about 20 miles from Kansas City.
you said zipper too many times so stfu retard
BUTT ZIPPER!
Although I didn’t post this, I can verify it is an actual sign, I drive by it every day (I live just north of trimble)
Yes, it’s a real sign, but I’ve never noticed the “+DENNIS.” Although I know there is at least one guy named Dennis who lives there.
Come on. This place used to be nice and funny. But since they f**ked up (like changing Hacked IRL to Failblog Win!), they also threw away the fun. Kidding aside.
Its still a litle funny isent it?
Theoretically the difference in white could be because it was a sticker or different paint stenciled on, but in this case I think it’s pretty certain it was just a text overlay.
Plus, it would have been much better if it had been “and Neil.”
Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and ummm… DENNIS.
You can’t pick dennis. I tried.
Dennis is my biological name. I feel apprehended in this.
I have never won that game! D: I always get hanged from the parapets.
DENNIS!
Dennis no doubt suffers from low self esteem.
It’s not that they FORGOT Dennis, it’s that Dennis was so damn awesome, he deserved his own special mention
Honestly, it is real. I drive by this sign all the time. My husband and I laugh every time!
I just have to add that more people like this than the entire population of Trimble… Including Dennis!
I have seen quite a few shops in my day.
What? That’s it.
Umm… I’m 12 and what is this?
(Or I might just not know that Dennis guy…)
Well, he comes from a movie named ‘Cabin Fever’. Dennis, from his looks, is a boy wearing girl clothes. A man drives up to the place where Dennis is sitting on a swing bench surrounded by signs that say stuff about ‘Don’t go near Dennis!’. The man is fighting with the owner of the place, wanting to know where a hospital is for his sick daughter. Dennis chants ‘Pancakes’ softly, and it grows in volume as he stumbles towards the man. Then Dennis lurches and bites the mans hand hard. Dennis realizes that it isn’t pancakes, and stumbles back. The man drives away, bandaging his hand.
Is Dennis the new addition to the town? Un bambino?
This is not photoshopped. It is an actual sign. We pick up an elderly woman for church in Trimble and this is really on the sign.
This is indeed real. I live about 7 miles from Trimble and drive up this way when I’m going to and fro college and St. Joseph, MO.