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What if I didn’t realise that until I exited the vehicle, but decided not to get back in to reposition said vehicle. Does that make me a lazy idiot arsehole?
Yes.
Yes it would.
Why does a caribou fail to run away despite hearing four very loud gunshots and clearly seeing three hunters and a film crew?
Yes, Yes it does.
If you don’t realize that you’re improperly parked in the first place then you should trade your current vehicle in for a go-kart…..something that is small enough for you to see all the way around. Plus, think of the positives, you can now park in the shopping cart return area! Win/Win for everyone. One less j@ack@ss driver driving something they have no business or I.Q. to be driving and you (!) can park closer to Wal-Mart
What do I care, I don’t drive, anyway. Just curious.
He’s fallen prey to Hanlon’s Razor: “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”
Wise words.
And he lays it face-up on their passenger seat, the sheet still sitting on the top of his three-hole-punched pad of graph paper. He glances out of the window at the black SUV, the black SUV parked seven (and eight) spaces closer to Old Navy. He thinks “that’s where I would be if the world were right, and just, like it aught to be.” He tears off the sheet and holds it for a long time, looking at it, looking through it. He closes his eyes and sighs as he crumples the paper and lets it fall into the cup-holder. He exits the vehicle, and after a momentary glace at the wrinkled note, shuts the car door.
I’m going to go with Jack’s comment. Not much of a win; not even much of an insult. Nothing clever about it. At least commenter Jack knows how to write
Sometimes the only parking spot available is straddling two parking spaces because they guys around it are parked like arseholes. So, you park your car straddling the line, and then those arseholes leave, making it appear as though you are the arsehole who can’t park correctly. Then, some douchebag comes along and leaves a note like this in your car. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…..
Who still carries around graph paper?!
Someone who uses it for their job, perhaps?
I always write on graph paper. Comes in handy for diagrams and math, and works just fine for ordinary writing.
Merry Christmas, buddy!
Who just carries graph paper around with them?
Any and every student and likely the majority of math-orientated careers, not to mention D&D gamers.
My Father was a structural engineer until he retired. He still kept Graphing paper amongst his stuff until he passed away.
lol at the graph paper. If someone was really dedicated and using deductive reasoning, one could track the person down…Cause you know when the person reads that message, he’ll be thinking about about it all day.
I do not believe those words mean what you think they mean.
There is nothing to distinguish this from a fake. It looks exactly the same as if someone just made up this letter out of the blue and took a picture of it to post online because people are gullible and will think it’s real/cool.
so someone wrote a lame note on graph paper and took a picture of it while still attached to the rest of the pad. no picture of the parking job, no evidence that the note was delivered. this is not a win, this isn’t even good enough for http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
It’s “o”, he write “a” in other way.
This isn’t a win, its a fail! My mom got a note like this on her car once because one car had double parked and in turn, all the cars down the row had to double park as well. Hers happened to be the only one left when the note-leaver saw hers and had a hissy fit. Did I mention she was pregnant at the time? Who would do that to any person, especially over something so trivial as a parking space!
Why is her pregnancy relevant?
It’s not. Someone’s just looking for sympathy.
Pretty likely this was staged. You can still see the other pages and possibly another pad of paper below through the punch holes. Likely someone just wrote this note, took a picture of it, and submitted it as a win.
I left one of those once. I merely remarked that it must take an exceptionally accomplished arsehole to triple park a triple-white Caddy.For some reason I pictured a carefully coiffed older woman with a chihuahua in a tutu whose feet never touched the ground…on reflection it was trivial and probably said more about me than the Caddy owner-much like this post.
I like this xkcd strip:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/parking.png
“Police reported three dozen cheerful bystanders, yet no one claims to have seen who did it.”
This is not clever and this is not passive-aggressive, this is just aggressive.
Is it just me or does the handwriting change throughout the note? I can attribute it to the writer writing faster at the end of the note in a rush, but it goes from leaning to the left to leaning to the right. Did he/she switch hands too?
Could have just changed the pen’s position in their hand.
Actually, switching the slant of your letters so dramatically can sometimes be a sign of multiple personalities (or at least a person who can’t make up their mind, as the content of the latter would seem to suggest).