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The Winner's Circle
Bob-H on Clever Invention WIN Sonni on Exploding House WIN James on Pool Tricks WIN James on Floating Hot Tub WIN CosplayHoratio on Floating Castle WIN CosplayHoratio on Steampunk Nerf Mod WIN CosplayHoratio on Clever Invention WIN Steve on Steampunk Nerf Mod WIN Kyle Schmidt on Bridge Demolition WIN Wesley on Floating Castle WIN
That sums up life
So what?
Illegal – So?? I have my own system of values. If I think it’s right, it’s right. Period.
Immoral – I don’t subscribe to false (e.g. religious-disease-induced) “morals”. again: I have my own.
Fattening – Do some sports | invent a non-fattening variant | eat less. I recommend all of those together.
Addictive – So what? That’s like saying sleep and food are addictive. Doesn’t mean you can do them. You just have to deal with the negative effects asap.
Expensive – A little skill called social engineering can get you around this one. But really, any skill and the ability to sell it, can.
Impossible – Nothing is impossible. It’s only a matter of time. And the more you want it, the more you’ll do for it, so the shorter it will be. (Although it may still be longer than this universe is old. In that case: Invent immortality! Impossible? Well, look above!
Eat your own eyeballs through your foot. You DID say nothing’s impossible, so you should be able to do that AND grow them back!
Give it a few generations tinkering with genetic engineering while you’re in a cryogenic freezer, it’s possible.
The statement “Nothing is impossible” is quite stupid and obliviously optimistic. At best one could say “Quite a number of things that seem impossible could well not be, but most things that seem impossible seem that way for a good reason.”
but in his/her current state it would be impossible
moving the goalposts much
The murderer said the same thing – about having their own system of “values.” “If I think it’s right, it’s right. Period.” Should he have the chance to kill you simply because he believes it’s “right” in his system of values?
Sounds great…or so I thought.
Coming from the zombie survival guy.. lol
Or all of the above.
Joke by Michail Zhvanetsky, is’t it?
story of my life…
……….And so I look for ways to get over, under, around or through these obstacles.
Cattle people don’t have the ability to do that anymore, because they lost the skill of independent thought.
And the willingness to do or try anything independent of the herd.
it’s a “remake” of a P.G. Wodehouse quote
If my memory serves me well the first one to say it is Oscar Wilde but without the last 3 rows
Read every other line starting with the first. THAT’S the moral right there!!!
I like illegal fattening…?
I like dividing by zero…
Which two of those things is it supposed to be either of? English language fail.
This quote is missing “incendiary.”
“Incendiary” is probably covered by “illegal”, “immoral” and/or “expensive”.
Good description of Minot North Dakota where unless you are oilfield trash, you pay champagne rent with a beer budget….
Right click, save image. New facebook thumbnail.
pic taken @strasbourg, france in an Art exhibit, of which the proud owner of this “tableau” (me) doesn’t think the artist approves. He is quite an a*shole about copyright.
not much of a win
it’s about as poignant as “why does everything bad for you feel so goood” and just as funny
is there something special about it I’m not aware of?
….. And over to your right you’ll see a brussel sprout ferris wheel.
I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that…
but all the sheeple use sheeple