I Dare You To Turn One On…
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I’ll take the axe. Since I know it’s coming I can try to dodge that. Gas is harder to dodge.
DODGE THIS! *chucks a wrench*
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
If you can dodge an axe, you can dodge a ball.
If you can beat Spiritual Larsa, you can dodge rain.
Unless it’s Compound SBD.
I labeled some of the switches in our house with: “Armageddon”, “Emergency Eject”, “Chaos”, “Order”, “Good”, “Evil”, “Arm Missile”, and “Self Destruct.”
When we moved in to our house there were multiple “mystery” switches because the husband of the family was an electrician and liked to dabble around the house on weekends.
You forgot magic/more magic!
wow, that’s an old reference if it the one I’m thinking.
We have a “mystery switch” that was installed to turn on a supposed future lamp-post outside the house. This switch has been “The Monster Field” switch since day one. When the little ones would cry that they thought a monster was under the bed I would logically say “Did you turn the Monster Field on?” and they would run and flip it on and voila! all better. Instant calmed down four-year old who would go to sleep confident the magical force field was protecting them.
Thks nic
Oh, yeah, all fun and games till the paper boy happens to be standing on the live wires buried in the front yard!
And then it’s more fun and games. Dance, paperboy, dance!
…and if they don’t behave, threaten to turn it off. Brilliant!
How about trying, “Get out of Dodge”. Confused? Me too.
Ummm….mebbe I’m wrong, but aren’t they both already on??
I have some switches that don’t do anything at my house…
I should try this.
Aren’t you afraid of all the electrical power leaking into the surroundings??
…. I don’t even want to start with you.
blown fuse….
Choices, choices