I don’t think you appreciate how dangerous it is to post this. Twelve-year-old girls all over the world, with handles like BieberUberAlles and BieberTilImOldEnoughForPattinson, are going to crash Twitter in their rush to condemn “the haters.” Of course, Twitter is used to that.
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It’s been up for 20 minutes and no tweeny-boppers have gotten angry yet…
Only if by “dangerous” you mean “makes me sound like a whiny, jealous little misogynist jerk who thinks girls should be paying attention to memememe instead!” Because yeah, that is the impression you give the rest of us, and the constant entitled whining is infinitely more annoying than any music could be.
Smartest thing I have ever read in my whole internet life.
Despite the fact it made no sense. Why would a grown man be jealous of Justin Bieber and want the attention of 12 year old girls? Are they accusing paedophelia here?
And how is someone picking on a teenage boy misogynistic? How are you so sure the editor of this site is a man?
It’s spelled “Pedophillia,” with two O’s. If you don’t know how to spell that yet, you should probably get off the internet.
Both are correct.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
Thanks, now that’s in my browser history.
Nice “Double O’s” in “pedophillia” there. Also good way to put two L’s. It’s spelled pedophilia or paedophilia.
Follow your on advice please, and kindly get off. Now.
You guys all sound like jerks.
….What the hell are you talking about?
Bieber Fan
No i think thats the impression he only gives to you. Go home beat off to Ms. Biebers CD and shut the fuck up.
Enter the fangirls!
This could get interesting…
You know based on the sticker price, it looks like that tripe has already hit the bargain bin. Must be selling REALLY well.
Hating on Bieber – now that’s misogynistic indeed…
Hey, don’t make fun of her. Justine has some serious self-esteem issues since she’s so flat-chested. That poor girl…
What you’ve just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read (joined by BAReFOOt’s post below). At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having seen it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Ah! That last sentence… I recognize it, but I can’t remember what it’s from!
Billy Madison
It was all definitely quote unquote from Billy Madison.
Jeff, I afraid you spoke too soon.
Aw c’mon. Garbage is actually a pretty good band.
I think garbage is pretty insulted by this
Somewhere, Shirley Manson is having a good ol’ laugh at this.
Mmm, Shirley Manson.
My sentiments exactly.
She can mumble out her sorrows between my thighs later.
i like that it so far got 60 rate ups but no down rates, so does that mean that 100% of people here think its true?
It is true though.
Garbage is a great band though, lol.
RIGHT ON!
Any band fronted by a Terminatrix is awesome.
Ow. Diet Dr. Pepper *hurts* when you laugh it out of your nose.
Then again, I’m the idiot fangirl who was convinced that I was going to marry Cheap Trick’s lead singer when I was twelve, so I shouldn’t make fun. At least I still like their albums.
There’s a reason, softdrinks are called “non-food”. (OK, except in the USA.) ^^
Most drinks are considered “non-food”, freak. Water is not considered food…
Good try at “hatin’ on the USA” again, but you failed.
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.
Sir? Gentleman? If someone admits to having been a fangirl at twelve, they are probably still female. But I agree with the scholar part.
With his new “grown up” voice, he might as well start singing death metal.
Except that requires talent, something that [s]he doesn’t have.
Snicker, death metal takes talent.
Oh, you were serious. How . . . unfortunate
Takes more talent than Justin Bieber. I am ashamed that he calls my country home. About the same shame I feel for belonging to the same country as Nickelback.
Still, at least we didn’t spawn Dubya, Lindsay Lohan, or Miley Montana Hannah Banana whoever the hell kid of the one hit wonder guy who sold his daughter to Disney to become a sex symbol / future psych ward resident.
I just feel bad for the poor kid. She’s going to have some sort of personality split. “Do they love me for Hannah Montana or Miley Cyrus? Which one am I?”
Creepy!
well everyone including myself in the states are probably as proud of Dubya, Lindsay Lohan, and Hannah Montana as you are of Bieber and Nickelback
Quite true, indeed.
However, since I didn’t spawn any of those individuals, I really don’t lay any claim to them. Geography is only a matter of space.
Talent is required to non-AutoTune musicians. Keep that in your mind, if you have one.
Justin Bieber? He? Get your pronouns right. Use either She or It while describing Justin Bieber.
It does in-fact take talent.Try playing any riff from any instrument from bands like Necrophagist,Brain Drill or Viraemia.
Yeah, go name Brain Dril… Yes, someone that thinks Death Metal takes no talent, please try and play Bury The Living.
Better yet, someone that thinks it takes no talent, learn Lash by Lash by Spawn of Possession.
yeah any music that involves playing instruments and actually singing (not just lip-syncing auto tuned tracks) takes some talent to write.
it does, it’s real hard to sing like a demon for 4 minutes.
…without splitting your trachea, like that poor woman at the World Cup with her vuvuzela.
I’m sorry, WHAT? You are afraid of twelve year old girls. Are you serious??
No wonder politicians and big businesses do what they want. People just have no ſucking spine anymore!
Dude, 12 year old girls can kick pretty hard.
My creepy uncle said so.
HAH
You are obviously not the father of a 12 y.o. girl. I’d rather have to fight off Brock Lesnar than his weight in raging 12-year-old girls. You just don’t know the living hell ONE can make your life when she puts her mind to it.
It’s exaggeration for the purposes of comedy. Try not to take it so seriously.
This is a universal rule for the entirety of the internet
Lmao 286 likes and 0 dislikes XD (screencapped for great justice ^-^)
366.
922 likes 15 dislikes
The people who dislike it are probably seven-year-olds who went on the computer and “accidentally” rated it down when logged in as their older siblings. It must be seven-year-olds, since even the twelve-year-old girls I’ve talked to hate Bieber.
according to the ratings the twitards/bieber fans have been defeated…..
Who brought the keg?
LOL 379 Likes – 0 Dislikes
Holy sh… Not one thumbs down YET?!?
LOL,awesome.I wonder if this is the same person who put one of his albums in the “Music For Babies” section.
I think I`m pretty lucky to be one of the girls who hates Justin Beiber.^w^
you and me both, she is a disgrace to all of us canadians in my point of view…
She is a disgrace to children of the world.
Words to live by…
This belongs on Epic Win FTW, not hacked IRL
I don’t care for the guy but really? Ca we try less obvious pop culture jokes? I swear these sites are getting more and more like Family Guy . . .
Stewie is hilarious.
It’s easy to be a girl and hate Beiber, it’s easy to be a teen and hate Beiber; it’s hard to be a teen girl who hates Justin Beiber, is constantly annoy by parents and friends about him, and who’s best friends in the universe love him. And I’m still working out how he was created and where he is from, cause he is NOT human as long as I am, and I refuse to let him be from Canada. I happen to like Canada. Now, Beiber fans, attack at will.
I agree. I’m a Canadian teen girl, and I hate Justin Beiber. However, my parents and most of my friends hate him too, so it’s easier. But I still don’t see why people like him, because he’s so unoriginal.
I know how you feel, except i’m not girl, lol. My mom’s always trying to get me to listen to her weird rap crap…when she knows I despise it. Same with friends at school, it’s a freakin’ nightmare….
lol at BieberUberAlles. because she totally knows what that is.
Actually, I am a 12 year old girl…. but I hate Justin Bieber. I’m gonna post a link to this on my fb just to see my friends reactions… heh heh heh >:)
The joke was faintly amusing, but the comments are just begging for a thumbs down. (No matter how annoying a fandom, the hatedom is always louder and more obnoxious.)
…good.
<Frank Drebin>
Hey, nice Bieber!
</Frank Drebin>
Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
I’m a 12-year-old girl and I HATE Justin Beiber.
She is so ugly and a disgrace to the world.
Ugh. whenever i listen to justin bieber i get a headache. I hate her.
His new song with Usher in it is pretty good though, haha. IDK, I’ve pretty much always been able to laugh at things like this, even if it referred to a musician I really liked. I was a Hanson fan back in the day, so I grew a pretty thick skin as well as a sense of humor.
The band Garbage which was popular 90s is CLASSIC someone just took the tag and moved it behind a Justin Bieber CD. I’m a 14 year old girl, and I have original taste in music.
GARBAGE ROCKS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqaUZkf52fs&feature=PlayList&p=D43186470C2B5F14&index=0&playnext=1
Best piccy ever! that young girl IS garbage :L (<–laughy face btw)
No fair! I’m 12, and not a belieber! I hate him! He looks like a creepy 3 year old and sounds like one too! Where did he come from and why?
Ms. Beiber. Lol
Honestly, when all of his fans become twelve, they will realize there is MUCH better music in the world.
What did Garbage do to deserve this??
my cuz sis likes him… whenever she reaches Justin Beiber on her iTunes loop, I grab my headphones and start listening to Megadeth. hahahaha
^ this. But, I’d rather listen to Dragonforce or David Guetta.
wtf is a bieber?
Reading all this proves 2 things; Beaver is not very popular on websites like this, and websites like this really make people smart in what celebs they like. Good job people!
Correlation does not equal causation.
Hmmm… There seems to be a mistake, over 30 people have pressed the thumbs down button..
33 bieb fans hate’n
Bieber = gay.
Nickleback = not
Have a nice day.
Nickleback FTW
get out
for some reason, i’m not surprised by the fact that there ar no rage comments here XD
I don’t support the guy/girl/w.e, but I believe that it would be quite possible that our current viewings of Beiber may have changed for either better or worse through several scenarios, namely being if he had found a fan-base different of (from?) that normally stereotyped to be 12-year-old girls, if he hadn’t found a fan-base at all, or if his current fan-base wasn’t so freaking insane. What I mean by all this is kind of hard for me to explain, really, but what I believe I am trying to hypothesize is that after an artist or band’s first songs, the reaction that they get from certain demographs (age groups or personality types) could potentially influence how they take their music career further, if they choose to do so, through such devices as genre and lyrics. The path that the artist or band takes further influences how certain people react to their music, as is what is happening now.
Of course, for every hit show, band, movie, etc., there is always at least one hater. All I’m saying is if J.B had started out differently (for example, as a rapper) or if he got his mind off of women for a bit and tried singing some more serious stuff, then maybe we would all end up thinking of you-know-who differently.
Summary (A.K.A. tl;dr): For everything, there is a ‘What If…?’, and Haters still gonna keep Hating.
I am open to criticism, as long as it doesn’t get out of hand.
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Telling.
There are other CD’s behind them. What are they?
WIN.
11/03/10 21:18 EST-05:00 The vote is 3379 vs. 51. Who knew this was going to go over 100 comments ? (Raises hand)
I am neither a Beiber fan nor hater. I just don’t care and believe all sould do so. The more attention he/she/it gets, the more encouraged he/she/it will become and will continue to produce more garbage (ZING!) and annoy the living fuck out of the haters. Oh well, haters gonna hate.
About Bury the Living and Lash by Lash. This is not music, it’s noise. Sorry, just not my style. It just sounds like a rambling of random notes. I like somthing with a little more coherence. Gimme Manowar or Rhapsody of Fire and i’ll be happy.
TL;DR —> Don’t care about Beiber and he’ll vanish into the abyss of the forgottens (not sure how to write that one, forgottens).
On my last Boy scout outing we where talking about throwing tomohawks at a Justin Bieber poster. We didn’t so when I got back from the outing I called everyone I knew who hates Bieber including some 12 year old girls and we bought several life size Bieber posters and destroyed them. We used .22 rifles, a semi-auto Ak-74, tomohawks, and alot of knives and shurikuns. Troop 27 of AnnArbor,Mi Rules, Bieber drules!