Don’t forget barter, and for convenient deals with the devil, be sure to use “SoulPay.”

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Don’t forget barter, and for convenient deals with the devil, be sure to use “SoulPay.”

Submitted by: Weenertron via Submission Page
They left off “Arm,” “Leg,” and “Firstborn.”
And “Cookies”. Maybe even “My Drug”.
What is “love”? (baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more)
I broke the window again.
What’s love go to do with it?
…that’s some impressive cosmetic surgery there, Tina.
I think she needed it after Ike went all Chris Brown on her.
Where are the options for blood, in turn and with a cold plague of death and pestilence that shall haunt the next three generations of your family?
No, no … that’s “Dating your sister”.
can I pay with my soul? No? Really?… Maaaaan…
too bad QUEST is already food stamps cards.
and love is a condom.
Add ‘Playdough’ and Monopoly money!