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Have a cookie!
I really like this one. A pretty smart hack. Like the idea.
Nice…. Just…. Nice.
Pretty much sums it up. That’s all I hear whenever he opens his mouth.
This is old. W is not the president any more.
That symbol on the button is the symbol of HOPE that we were promised, not the big W’s symbol. This new pres is just like W, just with a different party.
We need a real person in the office other than another political puppet. Ho hum.
This is aimed at Obama, tard.
At first I thought it was about Lord Vader… Shit, I never get the American punchlines
Loooooooooool, i see what they did there.
oh satire, thy name is hackedirl.com
If you have a sharpie, write an accusation of anti-Muslim or antisemitic sentiment on the part of the president based on his distribution of bacon.
’round here, we shoot teabaggers on sight.
But… We shoot them with pity and tolerance. So, it is only occasionally fatal.
Actually Pity and Tolerance can be fatal to Tea Baggers. Use with Caution. And Remember, Spay and Neuter your pets.
lulz @ this,
I find it interesting that so called “tolerant” folks demonstrate the greatest amount of intolerance imaginable towards those whom they deem intolerant. Pretty arbitrary and hypocritical if you ask me.
Nope, it really isn’t.
Also interesting that those who would take away guns are the first to talk about shooting someone, it seems.
I think it’s interesting that those who fear the government keep buying the government more guns and tanks. This however is a derail from an actually pretty funny hack.
Exactly what I thought. It’s like murdering a murderer. All it does, is making you just as much a murderer as him.
If you want to behave better, you have to behave better! Duh!
No. You can’t “murder” a murderer. You can only kill a murderer.
In order to murder, there must be an innocent victim.
Murderers are not innocent. So you can’t murder them.
In a civilized nation, we execute murderers so they can’t murder again.
Or do you think we should let them loose so they can continue murdering?
Are you saying that we Australians are uncivilised? The point is that to kill a human being is unethical and makes you no better than the person you are killing. And what happens if you find out later they didn’t commit the crime they were accused of? What do you say to the family? Oh sorry guys, we live in a ‘civilised’ nation so we can kill whomever we like? I’m not a Christian but Jesus didn’t go around saying ‘do unto thy others as ye would do unto thyself’ if he meant killing them. Unless you’re some sort of sick weirdo who craves death. Just like equating buidling a mosque at ground zero with building a Nazi shrine near Auschwitz. If that’s your argument then you shouldn’t build any Catholic churches near schools because they ‘all abuse kids’, or Auschwitz for that matter because ‘they all’ helped so many Nazis escape to South America. Ignorance is just that, ignorance, go get an education and then make comments about killing.
You have to prove they’re murderers first that’s half the problem. What do you say to the family if you get it wrong? ‘Sorry we live in a civilised nation so we can kill whoever we like?’ Don’t think so! Killing humans is wrong, unless you do it in self defence, pretty simple rule really. Oh and I’m Australian and we definitely don’t consider ourselves uncivlised, come visit and see how a society should be run!
Like…Texas? They’ve killed two innocent people in the last year.
I find it interesting that intolerant people expect tolerant people to be tolerant of their intolerance and cry hypocracy when they find out they’re mistaken.
HIGHlarious.
I am totally lost here. Who’s intolerant? Who’s intolerant of the intolerance? Just so’s that I know how to respond. Probably moot, since it’s been a couple months now…
Thank goodness!
I was beginning to think I was the only one!
How? We have all the guns…
as well as 85% of the worlds population
Who has 85% of the world’s population? I’m assuming you are talking about China and India and possibly Russia and south America combined? If you mean the USA, you’ve got around 307000 which is about 4.6%.
And that should be 307000000 before I put my foot in it!
I don’t care which side you’re on… that’s a pretty neat hack. Vote based on neatness on hack, not personal opinion.
Agreed.
Neat?! It’s off center. Not neat at all.
I believe that would be neat, as in cool, not neat as in pretty and clean. Sheesh.
Press button to listen to the words of God.
Sounds about right!
/cackle
This would be funny if Bush were still our president.
It’s pretty much timeless, and transcends borders. Bush, Obama, Medvedev, Kang, Kodos… It works for pretty much every major politician ever.
Oh come on. This fits Obama even better. And I actually fell for Obama’s hot air before he was president.
Now if you look at what he actually does, you got to say, that with Bush, at least he told us he will ſuck things up (in his wannabe English), and then did so.
With Obama he promises you heaven on Earth. And then he tops even Bush’s ſuckups with worse things!
I think Bushmonkey had a pretty fitting quote about being fooled, which fits the situation nicely.
Do you even know what Obama has done?
Does anyone?
Became the first president elected by pure racism?
I second this!
And Liberal White Guilt. You forgot Liberal White Guilt. That was a _huge_ factor in his victory.
No, what really sucks is that we really hoped he’d do something…
You want Liberal White Guilt, check out Clarence Thomas. That’s the model of LWG that should be stuffed and put on display for future generations… of course, that’s assuming there are any.
Oh where do I start with the atrocities!?!?!
Yes, please start. 10 things. List them.
I’ll be waiting over here to see you try to top Bush.
Anyone that believes what a politician says before they are voted in will come to pass is an idiot. And this comes from someone else who voted for Obama, who I considered the lesser evil.
I am an Obama supporter, but this is still an awesome joke… because I think there would be a ton of people who don’t get it.
Typical liberal. Thinks they are smarter than everyone.
Really? “Politicians are full of hot air” is as old as politics itself. You seriously think there’s someone who won’t get it? Seriously?
Fear not, Obamanauts. In another year or so, this sort of treasonous graffiti will be illegal, and the perps in re-education camps.
kinda like the patriot act huh? at least obama has put any journalist in jail troll
The Patriot Act…kind of like the new Health Care Reform? Confuse the hell out of the American people, all the while bullying Congress into passing something they don’t want and counting on the fact that the Senate doesn’t pay any attention to the bills they pass. If the big O wanted true “health care reform”, he’d go after the drug companies and hospitals for racking up the cost of health care to begin with. With lower health care costs, insurance premiums would decline and the average Joe-Schmoe would be able to take Tiny Tim to the damn doctor.
Every president has had their share of idiocies and bad policies. This new pres is absolutely no different. They’re all rats in politicians clothing.
You clearly have no idea what the hell you’re talking about. Sit down and shut up, republitroll.
OUTSTANDING!
Now you just need a version to stick to each member of Congress and the Senate …
and for archived bushisms please direct your attention to the white porcelain bowl behind the doors
Also, if you’re looking for the goods on Clinton, please stop by the condom machine on your way out the door.
Three cheers for the worst president in US history (even worse than Bush)! Amazingly, he has already surpassed the infamous Jimmy Carter in 18 short months.
obvious troll is obvi-
You know what; fuck it.
You don’t want to fuck the troll – you’ll catch an STTD (Sexually transmitted troll disease).
Ooooo, now I’m itchy.
Offering a differing political opinion isn’t trolling.
The sad thing is, if we actually followed up on some the things Jimmy Carter suggested, we just might have been better off.
I like this hack. It’s kind of universal. It’d be nice if Obama was a little more FDR and a lot less Herbert Hoover.
It would be really nice if the Republicans hadn’t made it impossible for anything like FDR to ever happen again, thereby essentially dooming us to political gridlock for the rest of our days.
Seriously. I feel kind of naive for just now figuring out that the actual role of politicians is to take sides, make money off special interests and do whatever it takes to keep the Other Side from winning anything. I figured out a long time ago that it’s basically a oration contest between liars. The point isn’t to determine who isn’t lying, but to determine which liar you think might actually accomplish something relevant to your interests, and then hope there isn’t Big Money somewhere with a payout ready to buy them off. My dad still claims to be a “Republican”, but his actual values indicate that this is more of a habit than an actual political conviction. Bush made him nervous, McCain made him nervous. Tea Party-ers make him nervous. He sees his party acting crazy, but he doesn’t adjust accordingly. And honestly, why should he? No one makes it worth your time to think in anything other than the Red/Blue divide. I see my party acting crazy and I start to wonder if there isn’t a better option out there: not to the Demo/Repub shenanigans, but to the entire governmental process. Humanity can’t be out of original ideas for ways to govern ourselves. We just can’t. If this is the pinnacle of our political evolution, I’m seriously concerned about our future.
It’s both parties. They know that as long as they keep us divided like this, they can just keep taking turns doing whatever they want to us, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
Pretty much spot-on.
You can sum it up much more succinctly than that:
Politics is a very simple and highly effective method of convincing the people that their desires and goals matter. Thus, they will be so busy taking sides and denouncing all those against their own side that they will completely fail to notice that no matter who wins, it’s business as usual, and nothing has changed.
I love political gridlock. I wish we had a whole heap more of it, and I wish we’d had it since about the 1920′s. Any system that produces Social Security, the NFA/GCA, and ObamaCare needs to be gridlocked beyond any hope of productivity.
Anyone else notice Slenderman is the one taking the picture? CREEPY
Dude, that was the first thing I thought too!
I showed this to my mom, and she laughed. I laughed, too!
And once again the people of the Internet f**k up another funny joke by dragging politics into it.
Incorrect. The internet has been ruined by people dragging politics into it.
I thought the Internet was ruined by /b/.
Of course that has nothing to do with the fact that it’s a political joke/statement….
Still, a little surprising when I find someone that is right wing like that can not only spell correctly, but actually clever. Quite refreshing.
BS. No republitroll is that coherent. Besides, ever heard of self-deprecating humor?
Hi, I’m a Republican! And you know what? I can spell!
I even have a nifty college degree, in archaeology, and have studied things like evolution. Oooooh!
AAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another Slender Man sighting! Oh shit he knows where I am!