
Submitted by: chef via Submission Page
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you tan in a bed?
Browning just like you’re a slice of hot bread
What are you at getting terribly crisp?
What do you think will come of this?
I don’t like the look of it.
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Kudos to whomever wrote the little poem, it made a funny hack into an epic hack.
This. =^D
Seconded!
Thirded!
Fourthed!
fifthed!
Sixthed
Seventhed
Infinity’d.
Beat that.
Infinity’d plus 1
pi?
I agree on the lyrical change, but I figured the hack was put there by the tanning salon as a crack against people who use self-tanning lotions/creams and end up looking orange.
Hrm. The only problem with the tanning salon putting up the hack is that the might run into some copyright issues regarding oompa loompa depiction.
True, but until someone sent them an order to paint over it, they could always leave it up, saying they thought it was pretty funny.
i thought it was that spray on stuff that made ppl orange
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you’re not vain, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa-Loompa doom-pi-di-do!
Doom-pa-dee-do!
I played an Oompa-Loompa in my high school’s production of Willy Wonka when I was a senior…
That is beautiful.
The only problem with this hack is that they botched it; The Oompa Loompas’ faces are supposed to be orange, not the shirt and hair.
A stencil was most probably used, and they used orange spray paint. No biggie.
I’m guessing its because they are worried about copyright infringement so they changed it to make it “their own”.
I’m guessing that doesn’t make any sense.
First that the change on colors isn’t enough to break through an artwork copyright.
And even if it was the case that a nobody in the middle of nowhere would be worried about infringing copyright of a major movie company, the company itself would not be worried. And even if they were (highly unlikely), such a work, when clearly labeled, classifies as Fair Use under the U.S. Copyright Act.
It’s as JAWS said. The stencil was made backwards, even because it’s much easier to make it that way.
If you leave a place orange and weren’t orange before, then yes, you should beware it
That’s why you don’t chew Wonka’s orange soda flavored gum.
lol, thats bout 10 mins from my house
XD This is great!
Why only orange people!? What about tangerine people? Or clementine? Don’t other assorted citruses get a say in this?
How about grapefruit, kumquat, lemon, and lime? Citric rights for all!
Uplands Swansea?
Yep, looks like the place next to the tav. More people from swansea on here than I thought…
i would pay for billboards to be put up here in los angeles (lots o’ orange folks walking about)
I can’t believe this got printed in The Sun (the trashy UK newspaper) today!!! And yes, it’s the tanning salon next to The Tav.
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do,
You-are-orange and its really-ugly.
I saw this on facebook fail and had to have a closer look, I wasn’t sure if it was the one by the tav.
it was better when it was barclays bank, uplands has gone downhill over the years
Oompa loompa doompa-dee-doo,
I’ve got another jamming for you…