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An Obvious Lie

Chuck Norris’ pets don’t get sick. They get even.

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» 26 Comments -- the crowd goes wild!

  1. mags says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t have pets. He has minions.

  2. A Noun says:

    Chuck Norris picks up the clinic and brings it to his pets.

  3. Bathos says:

    CN has no pets, only nurses who help him do his bingo in the elderly home.

  4. joe says:

    in socialist URSS the pet hospital bring his chuck norrises to the pets

  5. Juanpa says:

    everybody are Chuck Norris’ pets

  6. MasterJeem says:

    Chuck Norris doesn’t bring animals to the hospital. He PUTS them there

  7. sarah says:

    Holy crap, I know this place. It’s in Plano, TX – I lived there for 17 years, and used to work at the Blockbuster that’s at the same intersection where this vet is.

  8. Flakdown says:

    Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks his animals into minions, then brings the hospital to them and roundhouse kicks it into a gladiator arena for the minions and make a never-ending match.

  9. showstopper says:

    Chuck just lets his pets/minions stare at him and they’ll be healed, no hospitals needed

  10. Schnuppe says:

    Chuck Norris’ only pet is the white rabbit from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”

  11. Gregg says:

    Plano, TX.

  12. Gary - Dallas TX says:

    This is no lie. I live close to here and Chuck Norris lives in the area as well.

  13. David says:


    Yes, Chuck Norris has pets. Remember pet rocks? Chuck Norris has pet fists. They never get hurt, but he still brings them there.

  14. Lola says:

    Heh. That’s my hometown. Chuck Norris actually DOES bring his pets there. Hack identification FAIL.

  15. Amanda says:

    i know that place! and dang… so many ppl from plano/collin county read these blogs XD

  16. name says:

    shocking how many of these are from the DFW area…hell of a lot from Arlington

  17. crazy guy says:

    That building looks kind of small for a super battle whale.


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