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This funny was posted on Tuesday, March 9th, 2010 at 9:00 am
But… I thought “mowing the lawn” meant having sex…!
You are clearly a perfect example of how a fellow communist comrade should be. I salute you.
Indeed. A well trained husband, that one.
Oh Kaiser Permanente….
How Kaiser could put this thing in without violating public decency laws is a miracle.
PS: How did they get that statistic?
It’s San Francisco. Montgomery Station to be exact. I walked by that sign every day for a month! Probably more if they did multiple campaigns.
Which are they doing wrong, sex or mowing the lawn?
i think both…
In either case, it’s a good idea to trim the bush as well.
Wow that’s 6 calories total!
What if every Saturday I mowed the lawn and came back inside and showered and screwed my boyfriend? What’s that…a new Weightwatcher’s method?
I’m pretty sure mowing the lawn gets you more than 6 minutes. I mean, they owe it to you :3
But how many calories is having sex with the lawn?
Or having sex while mowing the lawn?
Or mowing people having sex?
Just so it’s not having sex ON the lawn. I discovered my allergy to bermuda grass the hard way, in the rough on a golf course.
…piece on earth?
Or having sex with the lawnmower?
pretty pretty lawnmower
How many calories am I burning if I have sex with the lawnmower?
Only four calories a minute? Well, the one minute wonders of the world will never lose weight now.
Thus leading to the worst pickup line ever: hey baby, wanna lose some weight?
Sorry for the off-topic venture here, but what character did you use for your name in that post? I get a small box with letters/numbers in it. I see that every now and then on the net and I can’t figure out which font I’m missing.
its a unicode character.. hopefully box-21-21 can give u more info.
In this case, it’s a white hexagon http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/2b21/index.htm
Yeah, definitely doing it wrong. There’s so much innuendo in this, oh god.
well, it really depends on how hard and fast you go. and yes, I mean while mowing the lawn.
How much do you burn if you’re pushing two mowers at once? (or 3).
I LoL’d
SWEET!! I burned 8 calories last night! Now I don’t feel guilty about that cookie I ate for breakfast.
Wait is this telling us we should have sex instead of mowing the lawn…?
so few calories? are mas*****ting?
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But… I thought “mowing the lawn” meant having sex…!
You are clearly a perfect example of how a fellow communist comrade should be. I salute you.
Indeed. A well trained husband, that one.
Oh Kaiser Permanente….
How Kaiser could put this thing in without violating public decency laws is a miracle.
PS: How did they get that statistic?
It’s San Francisco. Montgomery Station to be exact. I walked by that sign every day for a month! Probably more if they did multiple campaigns.
Which are they doing wrong, sex or mowing the lawn?
i think both…
In either case, it’s a good idea to trim the bush as well.
Wow that’s 6 calories total!
What if every Saturday I mowed the lawn and came back inside and showered and screwed my boyfriend? What’s that…a new Weightwatcher’s method?
I’m pretty sure mowing the lawn gets you more than 6 minutes. I mean, they owe it to you :3
But how many calories is having sex with the lawn?
Or having sex while mowing the lawn?
Or mowing people having sex?
Just so it’s not having sex ON the lawn. I discovered my allergy to bermuda grass the hard way, in the rough on a golf course.
…piece on earth?
Or having sex with the lawnmower?
pretty pretty lawnmower
How many calories am I burning if I have sex with the lawnmower?
Only four calories a minute? Well, the one minute wonders of the world will never lose weight now.
Thus leading to the worst pickup line ever: hey baby, wanna lose some weight?
Sorry for the off-topic venture here, but what character did you use for your name in that post? I get a small box with letters/numbers in it. I see that every now and then on the net and I can’t figure out which font I’m missing.
its a unicode character.. hopefully box-21-21 can give u more info.
In this case, it’s a white hexagon
http://www.fileformat.info/info/unicode/char/2b21/index.htm
Yeah, definitely doing it wrong.
There’s so much innuendo in this, oh god.
well, it really depends on how hard and fast you go. and yes, I mean while mowing the lawn.
How much do you burn if you’re pushing two mowers at once?
(or 3).
I LoL’d
SWEET!! I burned 8 calories last night! Now I don’t feel guilty about that cookie I ate for breakfast.
Wait is this telling us we should have sex instead of mowing the lawn…?
so few calories? are mas*****ting?