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» 262 Comments -- the crowd goes wild!

  1. ChuckyLarms says:

    He forgot “People who write ‘First!’ in comments”.

  2. Lurky McLurkerson says:

    Ha! Such a win!

  3. ladykitteh says:

    So… basically, everyone who isn’t Caucasian, conservative, ultra-Christian, straight and male will go to hell. How refreshing. Also, I don’t think Buddhists, Muslims and Hindus (interesting how it doesn’t say “Jews”) care much about the afterlife of a religion they don’t believe in.

    • Soap Magic says:

      That basically sums up how stupid Christianity is. Jesus must be rolling in…erm…Heaven.

      • Anto says:

        I totally “love” how feminist people are going to hell whereas that the male chauvinist ones don’t.

      • BAFID says:

        It’s funny how people generalize the act of this one man to the belief of a whole group of people. So many christians don’t agree with this man, man.

        • Khana says:

          i totally agree with you BAFID. I’m Christian and i hate this man so much!! (not that i’ve ever met him, but you know) my best friend is jewish, and some of my other friends are gay. I’m a democratic feminist Christian lair and I am so not going to hell.

        • KLH says:

          I agree, and I’m an atheist. Yes, people like this do exist, and I’ve seen them quite a few times. But that doesn’t mean they’re the majority. Most of the Christians (as well as people of any other religion) I meet are really nice people, and I rarely, if ever, have any problems with them. In fact, my roommate is a devout Christian and I consider her to be one of my best friends. I have NEVER felt judged by her, and she has NEVER told me I was wrong/ going to Hell.

        • Steamlord313 says:

          Actually, it looks like everyone in the crowd is cracking up.

      • chandler says:

        Your an idiot
        How are you going to reduce the representation of ALL Christian beliefs to one dummy with a sign.

        Christianity has many different sects that are all radically different.
        Don’t generalize. Don’t be an idiot.

    • Anto says:

      Evolutionists? Obama voters wtf?

    • forge says:

      Heaven sounds like a really f*cking boring place. I’ll take Hell, at least there people will have a sense of rhythm and like food that’s not white bread with mayonnaise.

    • defaultisset says:

      Um, duh!

    • Jes says:

      NO! Omg, please do not group all Christians in with those morons! I’m a Christian, and I completely disagree with everything those types of people say. People like that misrepresent Christianity. “Ultra-Christian” is not the right term for them, it’s “ultra-self-righteous” because they are forcing their opinions on people, not the beliefs of real Christians. Hell, I hate those people more than anyone else does, it makes me ashamed to call myself a Christian to see people doing that in the name of “Christianity”. I lol at everything else here, but these people with their stupid signs piss me off.
      That being said, rest assured that this guy is probably going to hell. Oh, the irony.

    • that dude says:

      that’s because Jesus Christ was Jewish

  4. Zeli says:

    Woohoo! I scored 14! Book my place there now!

  5. Jess says:

    See, *normally* I would say this is just not that bright, intentionally irritating someone who’s made it very clear they have no problem making a public spectacle of themselves. But… this is jusut too much win on too many levels. Go dudes. Have at the narrow-minded schmoe.

    I would also like to take a moment and proclaim that this idiot does not speak for all Christians. Some of us are in fact open minded individuals who DON’T believe sexuality is a choice, could care less about whether or not a woman’s place is subservient to her man, and actually follow the edicts set forth by God that proclaim we are to love our fellow man no matter what, and leave the judging to Him. This dude is just pissing me off, he’s making ME look bad.

    • Tereglith says:

      Well said. I get sick of people forming their ideas of Christianity (or any group, really) based on the crazy extremists that are the least representative of its actual population.

      • aw AHigoa says:

        If you really are a Christian you wouldn’t believe that sexuality is a choice.

        • Domo says:

          If you really read the comment you would have noticed that Jess said she didn’t believe sexuality was a choice.

          • Charlie Oscar Delta says:

            as an Athiest with a strong belief in science, its not a choice realy, you can’t actualy choose your oppinion/mindset. the way your thoughts work combined with the environment and info, force your decision

      • T-monster says:

        Unfortunately, those crazy extremists are the ones most often seen/heard from since they choose make spectacles of themselves. *sigh*

    • Mina says:

      Hear, hear. Also, what’s up with “fornicators?” Are these radical ‘Christians’ now adopting the rule to not even have sex after marriage?

    • Kelsey says:

      Thank you. I really appreciate someone bringing this up for those of us who are Christians but who don’t fall into the extremist stereotype represented by this man. To be Christian does not innately mean to accept these ideas.

      Also, I believe this man has come to my campus as well, if it’s the same guy, he travels all over. When he’s here very large groups gather around him and listen to him talk and mock him to his face. It almost makes me feel sorry for him, since he is only preaching what he believes is right, but then I remember that most of the things he says are ridiculous and that he’s bringing it on himself.

      • Daftmeanscrazy says:

        We all know that, many of us are probably Christian, but most of us also would goad the hateful ones to making a fool of themselves. If he truly knew his religion he wouldn’t be so hateful. He himself probably fits onto that list.

    • Woody says:

      Thanks, Jess. This Buddhist <3 you back!

  6. Anto says:

    Owwww…I only scored 9 xD

  7. Ryan says:

    Holy shit, that guy that preaches about being gay and hell was at CCSU!

    • Daro says:

      I’m pretty sure ‘that guy’ is at every university in the country. It’s like a franchise. McDouchebag’s.
      On the bright side, it means a quick, easy opportunity for emotionally gratifying and hilarious stunts provided, free of cost, between classes. God bless them for their invaluable service!

    • DTS says:

      Ha, I went to CCSU. So basically he goes to colleges and the bible says any woman who has pre-marital sex shall be put to death? And any adulterers should also be in the same boat. Ha! You wiped out almost the whole school in one sweep. I’m proud of my score of 12 on his list :)

  8. Jaze says:

    “Thou shall not vote for obama” Who know that was there?

    • Cpt. Headwound says:

      That just means they’re liberal in the classical sense, meaning libertarian, not the modern sense, meaning progressive.

  9. Vella says:

    That looks exactly like the guy who came to my campus from the Consuming Fire Fellowship. None of my classmates were cool enough to do this, though! XD

  10. Ginny says:

    Hell, here I come!

  11. bob says:

    Looks like they might be performing arts people,

    • Whatever says:

      That’s what I was thinking. I think the photo is staged, but it’s still awesome. The signboard guy’s costume is still pretty accurate to real “protesters” I’ve seen, but I think in this case, he’s in on the mocking.

  12. WarDragon says:

    He must be very lonely.

  13. WarDragon says:

    The best part is that he’s most likely to live in a selfmade hell.

  14. Felipe says:

    Wohoo!! 10!! Hell here I come.

  15. Anon says:

    Hell- Giant /b/ party

  16. uber says:

    can i request a chateau near the lake of fire because i want a nice place to stay because i am not going to change my ways because i love who i am.

    and if the guy is right hell will have better music and better people and also i get to punch hitler in the face everyday as well

  17. Dracor says:

    11 Wow, I really am going to hell. XD But if all gays are going to hell, that sounds more like a party than a horrible thing….

  18. Izzy says:

    It wouldn’t surprise me if this was a westboro church counter protest or something similar.

  19. kikilan says:

    That sandwich board guy is really retarded
    But he has found a lot of things that nothing is wrong with.

  20. kikilan says:

    i made nine and there’s one i unfortunately can’t make.

  21. Chris says:

    It actually looks posed to me, something about the wording of the sign makes me think it wasn’t written by someone who believes what the sign says. Plus, the guys wearing it looks a little too granola for such sentiments.

  22. jared says:

    WIN!!!!!

  23. Callie says:

    I don’t know about you guys, but hell souds pretty awesome to me. Bring on the fire and brimstone!

    • T-monster says:

      I’m pretty sure that’s the drink they serve while you’re lounging around next to the Lake of Fire — I mean, hot tub.

  24. NiceCake says:

    The sign says gangster rappers will go to hell. I missed that part in the bible

    • Anto says:

      Are you sure you didn’t missed the “And you won’t vote for obama, he is dark-skinned, and god hates dark-skinned people” part too?(I don’t hate black people, it’s just a joke! xD)

  25. Anto says:

    Did jesus said something ’bout homosexual people or somethiung like that? NO. The bible says something about that, but i thought that christianism was based on jesus and everything he said.

  26. mbishop says:

    um…he seems to have gotten rid of everyone but Christians. That’s only just over 1,000,000,000 people. He’s not Christian. He’s a misanthropist.

  27. Shan says:

    I’m half of the things on that list. I feel so good about myself. I love to be bad.

  28. Jaxel says:

    With all those people going to hell, hell will be one awesome/psychotic massive Orgy :)
    Im Buddhist and neither believe in it or care but this is funny.

  29. amberite says:

    OMG hi Portland State University! This is my school and I have seen jerkass preacher guy there at least once a week.

    He really draws a crowd – lots of yelling and performing ala this pic. I often wonder if he’s for serious or just completing a senior project in avant-gard theatre.

  30. John M says:

    Let me see if I understand this:

    Some judgmental, self-righteous whacko wears a sign that someone disagrees with, so those people then proceed to make a spectacle of the situation while others stand around and laugh and jeer at the crazy guy in the sign’s expense.

    I’m not sure who the more intolerant group in this picture/these comments are.

    I’m blown away by the stupidity of disgracing your religion by being judgmental and confrontational, but I’m also blown away at the hypocrisy of those claiming to be ‘tolerant’ constantly assailing people who are ‘intolerant’. Just ignore them. Who cares what their sandwich board says, it doesn’t actually impact you in any way that there’s a crazy person in a bad suit and hat walking around twisting the intent of a faith.

  31. Aurora-Kayd says:

    Hey! He forgot Mormons on his list. I feel left out.

    Why do they even bother going to colleges? Don’t they know they are often filled with people willing to present this kind of WIN?

  32. stormhawk says:

    well, I’ve got 8 so far…. but I am a Republican and I don’t see that on the list so maybe there’s some hope for me lol ;) You Dems are out of luck, sorry guys! Hahaha.

  33. Aspen says:

    He covers his bases for democrats pretty well doesn’t he? Liberals, Obama voters, and a straight jab for Democrats.

  34. lampi says:

    Booyah – 13! Let’s see each other in hell, everyone^^

    At least the music there will be awesome, all the dead rockers are there^^

  35. Julie says:

    Wow, I always considered myself to be a nice, average girl, but I still get a score of 11 *lol*
    I think he forgot to mention ‘girls who have a thing for two guys making out’, but I’m obviously going straight to hell anyways, so…~

  36. Luffy says:

    Well I got 11 of them…. I already knew I was going to their “Hell” Anyway. Figured I would just enjoy the ride while I can… Seems to be the best thing to do, Because from what this guy says, No matter what you do, you are probably going to Hell….

  37. person says:

    Well, hell sure is HOT!

    I guess hell really ain’t a bad place to be :P .

  38. Sashaisme says:

    Yet you know, I think God himself is much more accepting than those who act the way the guy with the sign does…

    Otherwise, I’m gonna start a comedy club in Hell!

  39. EllieWhite says:

    Hey, how come Mormons aren’t on that list? I take offense! We’re usually going to hell every time! -pout-

    • Rapunzel says:

      You need to watch that old episode of South Park that explains how Mormons are the only right religion and all the rest of us are going to hell. 10 and a half for me – agnostic. Remember atheists say there is no god; agnostics say there is no knowing.

  40. Allie says:

    Hell is sounding better and better…
    That guy in the sandwich board can be lonely in heaven if he wants.

  41. Eleanor says:

    15.

    And what does this guy have against Patrick Swayze?

  42. Giganotus says:

    Sheesh, that dude with the sign is like someone from the middle ages!

  43. BIONICLE says:

    If I was there, I would go up to that man and write ‘intolerance is a sin’ on his board, then walk off without saying a word.

  44. oh_nooes says:

    So… pedophiles are cool?

  45. UmikoRei says:

    lol it says nothing about pagans or Satan worshipers, guess who gonna be meeting the Christians in heaven

    • Nemo! says:

      Haha! How right you are..!! So Satanism is okay to them? xD I would walk up behind him and write “I’M A CLOSE-MINDED DOUCHEBAG!! … AND SATAN IS OKAY!” on his board. xD

  46. Redazrael says:

    I’m 21 and only scored 4. :/ But then again, I have no interest in sex, so that lost me a bunch of points. In fact, it might even be a 3, if “Immodest Women” means ‘Prostitutes’ instead of ‘Chicks Who Wear Pants’.

    • LittleRedRidingWolf says:

      Woo! I am a loud and proud fornicating-lying-thieving-dirty-dancing-immodest-and-female-evolution-believing-racialy-and-religiously-tolerant-feminist!
      And there just the things I’ll mention in public ;P

      • Charlie Oscar Delta says:

        Evolution, athieism, occasional thieving, lying, tolerant, not quite feminest…equalist and support them being individual (immodest), left wing, ‘helping myself’. i plan to fornicate untill I can fornicate no more. then fornicate some more (don’t believe in marraige). if i were american i would vote Obama.

        basically, THE WHOLE F**KING BOARD!

  47. lalaland says:

    omg this sign guy obviously doesnt understand the point of living on earth! we have many different cultures, religions, beliefs, sexes, etc. i mean isnt the whole point of life 2 accept our differences and just live in peace and happiness?!? if this guy cant understand that then he can go 2 f*cking hell!!! i dnt think jesus would want that 2 happen 2 those ppl at ALL.

    o and wtf is up w dirty dancers? obviously this guy has never had fun. lolz

  48. lalaland says:

    i scored 7! better call satan w my reservation request.

    • Charlie Oscar Delta says:

      ill take care of that next poker night. like a luxury condo beside the lake of fire? i have 2 to spare (after the ones for me, my friends and any family i didn’t send there)

  49. sirseansy says:

    GAAAAH!!!! why arent the mormons on there!!!!! on the last idiot protestor had the mormons as the biggest one!! why arent WE getting any attention now!?!?!?!?!?

  50. Jessy says:

    I’m 17 and I only got 7.
    Yay for those two guys though =)

  51. soulless1 says:

    11! yes

  52. Maria says:

    12! Whoohoo!

  53. Shads says:

    anyone notice how he said nothing about metalheads in that sign XD so, democrats are going to hell, but cannibal corpse and gorgoroth fans aren’t XD

  54. Lucy says:

    This is a bunch of BS i mean God said nothing of this on the board i know i’m a christian the only people who await hell are homosexuals and atheist’s and i have no problem with either one i’m not gonna shove my beliefs down peoples throat what these people are doing are wrong.So to any people who are like “7″ or “10″ you will be okay noting to worry about.Just wanted to say that,Thanks! :D

  55. Joda says:

    I’m just gonna do a recount of what types of people we will find in hell:
    Women with respect for themselves, natural scientists, atheists, agnostics, buddhists, hindus, everyone from the center to the far left of the political spectrum, homosexuals, sexually liberated people.
    And what types of people we will find in heaven:
    Sexually restrictive, far right, wife abusing Christians.

    I would pick hell any day. Good thing I got the atheist thing covered, so my ticket is pretty much secured.

  56. hooyah says:

    13. If I’m the sodomizee does that make me a sodomite? If so, 14.

  57. Loupy says:

    Wow, the sign forgot “Sports Nuts” on the list of sinners. Seriously, that’s one of the things I’ve seen at public gatherings by these jackasses. Not that I’m a sports fan, but I can check off about 5 other things on that list. :P

  58. tyberius says:

    And here I was, thinking that I represent everything these guys hate, and yet I only get 10… still, that should be enough for my ticket to the hot place… I’ll get to meet Alan Turing, how cool is that =)

  59. Dr. Breakfast Machine says:

    I’m 16 and scored 4. If I was old enough to vote, it would be 5. If this guy considers agnostics the same thing as atheists then I got 6. If thinking that women deserve all of the same rights as men and that double standards are horrible makes me a feminist, the I guess it’s 7.

  60. Pygmalion says:

    Let’s see…I’m number 2, 5, 15, 16, 17, and 18.
    Hmmm…technically isn’t everyone guilty of number 5?

  61. ewqwq says:

    Obama voters and Masturbators “WIN”

  62. Crystallia says:

    I’m not a fan of guyXguy, but I do support this epic photobomb!

  63. Babo says:

    the guy in the blue hoodie should be stealing the other guy’s wallet…

  64. Sugarpop says:

    So if I’m a murderer and I play death metal music and I’m a virgin, I’m in?

  65. Charlie Oscar Delta says:

    Pwnage anyone?

  66. matto says:

    He’s gonna be lonely in heaven.;)

  67. D Shortieee says:

    I’m 19 and got 11 but, I am also an agnostic bisexual….questioning why thouse two aren’t up there but, I guess I’m not a total sinner lol.

  68. some_d00d says:

    As a fornicating, lying, masturbating, Obama-voting, drunk, evolutionist, atheist pothead, I wholeheartedly approve.

  69. Natalie says:

    Boo. I wanted to go to Heaven, but I scored 11. Eeheehee, that rhymed ^_^

  70. cade says:

    if all of the dirty dancers are going to hell along with the homosexuals that should make a verry interesting club (but an awesome one none the less)

  71. Mega says:

    I love how the clapboard guy is looking down at his crotch, like “Whoah… why is my penis getting bigger?”

    • The Wurm says:

      I think it’d be more like, “Whoah… my sandwich board is turning into a pop-up board! Awesome!!”

  72. Jamie Hall says:

    I know America has a lot of ultra right wing conservatives who hide behind religion, but as an Australian observer, STAMP THIS KIND OF STUPID OUT people! It’s idiots like this that get morons elected. Christianity is about tolerance, or at least it’s supposed to be. Agree to disagree over religious ideas, and will someone please break out the eggs and water ballloons and give this bloke what he deserves

  73. Lovely Torture says:

    Oh, I’ve known I was headed for Hell since I quit being Catholic, started kissing girls (I’m bisexual), and started wearing as many pentacles and ankhs as I can…

  74. Justin says:

    I just threw up a little in my mouth. That’s about the gayest picture I’ve ever seen. LOL.

  75. SystematicChaos says:

    I got 2, but who really cares? You could get 20 and still go to heaven. Grace FTW

    Although I have no clue how you’d go about being a Muslim Atheist…

  76. E. Honda says:

    why do i have to repent for voting and smoking a plant that God created? Fornication? isn’t that how we…uh…perpetuate our species?

    idiot.

  77. Rogahar says:

    I do hate people like this, but as many have said, it’s far from the majority of Christianity. I remain stoically Agnostic, but I have no problem with people who do choose to follow religion X, Y or Z.
    One of our family’s closest friends for a long time was a man named Doug, devout christian, but also a fan of good ale, lover of properly dirty jokes, and not once did he ever tell me (his friend’s gay son), that I was doing anything wrong or due for any kind of fire-focused afterlife. I say ‘was’ because as he was walking past a Marks-&-Spencer’s store in town one day, he fell over dead for no reason anyone has been able to ascertain – we eventually decided that God wanted him up there sooner rather than later :) lol

  78. Imagine That says:

    All I can say is… See you in hell! OH YEAH! :P

  79. Lerant says:

    This person is a little bit of a twit lol, well look at it this way, its going to be very lonely in heaven so party on down in hell! I think :S

  80. Ben says:

    Can we just see more of that couple? They’re pretty cute.

  81. Hansen says:

    There is no hell. Hell is not mentioned in the bible, but is invented by the church to scare and keep control over the masses.

  82. Mephistopheles' Bro says:

    Never before has going to hell been so favorable in my mind… I mean, I got Eight of those!

  83. kiki says:

    he couldve save him self the trouble and wrote “everyone is going to hell”, cause thats basicly what that says (:

  84. Zenchan says:

    Song for everyone who’s cheering for the two guys: ‘God Says’ by Voltaire. Best line for this pic, I think: “Never trust the man who puts his words in the mouth of God and says it’s absolute truth!”

  85. Ninja please says:

    :( see you all in hell…Im in the list!

  86. Unendingfear says:

    Oh my, I’m on the list 6 times o.o
    I’m going to burn :3

    • Nemo! says:

      S’okay. I’m on the list nine times. >.>’ Luckily, I’m a Buddhist Dianic Wiccan. (that marks out Buddhist, feminist, homosexual, and evolutionist right there! xD) so I don’t believe in Hell! :D I believe in reincarnation. :)
      But seriously. I would totally high five five those guys. They win epically. Way to be courageous! :D

  87. your mom,my bed says:

    well,im goin’ to hell…:(

  88. Jojo says:

    It’s truly sad what people like this do to religion. God looks down at this guy and says “shut up kid, you have no idea what you’re talking about. let me be the judge and you be the guy who shuts up more often.”

  89. Jojo says:

    What’s really wrong with masturbating? I think this guy has a problem with Patrick Swayze as well. He just needs to get laid. He would be like “oh my god! THAT’S sex?!? Yeah that sign is going bye-bye!”

  90. Rahsax says:

    I got 6… but I’m not an American so some of them don’t apply to me ^^

  91. loltroll says:

    SWEET! Murderers are safe =D

  92. Cassie says:

    Shoot only 7!
    Dammit, Hell sounds so much fun though.

    Yea this guy is a tard, screw these narrow minded fools, let have fun while were here!

  93. AttackOfTheClowns says:

    wow… heaven sounds extremely boring… i only scored eight…… but i’m only 14. from this description, hell… seems a lot more crowded and fun than heaven

  94. shan says:

    Wait where are Deadheads on that list?!?!
    He should add us, too, lol! Party it up in hell, people! w000t!

  95. Mickie says:

    Wow, I’m a 28 year old female I only got 8…with a few half points here and there. I am really boring. I’m agnostic but not atheist. I’m not really a homosexual but I’ve, um, experimented. Wait, where would women who get really turned on by pictures like this fit in? I suppose that fits into “liberal”. That guy’s a douche.

  96. The Fail Rider says:

    Epic Pwnage on the Sign guy !!

    WOOOT !!!!

  97. Willow says:

    I scored 13 and I’m a seminary student, a super liberal seminary but still.

  98. Evan says:

    homosexuality, liar, masturbator. headin for hell.

  99. Tragik says:

    Nothing about Pagans huh? Whew for a minute there I thought I might be goin to hell…..

  100. Trentin says:

    Urgh it may be that I`m 14 but I got 2 ;-;. Lying and theving, if you count stealing a candy bar from my sisters back as being a thief. And lying, well we’ve ALL lied at some point in our lives.


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