So… basically, everyone who isn’t Caucasian, conservative, ultra-Christian, straight and male will go to hell. How refreshing. Also, I don’t think Buddhists, Muslims and Hindus (interesting how it doesn’t say “Jews”) care much about the afterlife of a religion they don’t believe in.
i totally agree with you BAFID. I’m Christian and i hate this man so much!! (not that i’ve ever met him, but you know) my best friend is jewish, and some of my other friends are gay. I’m a democratic feminist Christian lair and I am so not going to hell.
I agree, and I’m an atheist. Yes, people like this do exist, and I’ve seen them quite a few times. But that doesn’t mean they’re the majority. Most of the Christians (as well as people of any other religion) I meet are really nice people, and I rarely, if ever, have any problems with them. In fact, my roommate is a devout Christian and I consider her to be one of my best friends. I have NEVER felt judged by her, and she has NEVER told me I was wrong/ going to Hell.
Heaven sounds like a really f*cking boring place. I’ll take Hell, at least there people will have a sense of rhythm and like food that’s not white bread with mayonnaise.
NO! Omg, please do not group all Christians in with those morons! I’m a Christian, and I completely disagree with everything those types of people say. People like that misrepresent Christianity. “Ultra-Christian” is not the right term for them, it’s “ultra-self-righteous” because they are forcing their opinions on people, not the beliefs of real Christians. Hell, I hate those people more than anyone else does, it makes me ashamed to call myself a Christian to see people doing that in the name of “Christianity”. I lol at everything else here, but these people with their stupid signs piss me off.
That being said, rest assured that this guy is probably going to hell. Oh, the irony.
I don’t know if it makes me really boring or a complete loser, but I got:::
1.
And I’m 28.
Damn that masturbation.
Or does quasi-public discussion of masturbation also make me an immodest woman?
Going with 7 here.
Yes no yes yes yes no no yes no no no no yes no no no no no no yes….
I’m just really not into rap, and it’s way to much work to dress slutty. Jeans and a t-shirt tyvm.
(assuming you’re a woman, otherwise dressing slutty wouldn’t be an issue, right?) i think to the ultra-fundies, jeans and a t-shirt still constitutes an immodest woman…
See, *normally* I would say this is just not that bright, intentionally irritating someone who’s made it very clear they have no problem making a public spectacle of themselves. But… this is jusut too much win on too many levels. Go dudes. Have at the narrow-minded schmoe.
I would also like to take a moment and proclaim that this idiot does not speak for all Christians. Some of us are in fact open minded individuals who DON’T believe sexuality is a choice, could care less about whether or not a woman’s place is subservient to her man, and actually follow the edicts set forth by God that proclaim we are to love our fellow man no matter what, and leave the judging to Him. This dude is just pissing me off, he’s making ME look bad.
Well said. I get sick of people forming their ideas of Christianity (or any group, really) based on the crazy extremists that are the least representative of its actual population.
as an Athiest with a strong belief in science, its not a choice realy, you can’t actualy choose your oppinion/mindset. the way your thoughts work combined with the environment and info, force your decision
People like that guy in the pic aren’t real christians, most christians are really nice people.
But people like this guy are a little something we call “insane” lol
is it just me or is he wearing like 1910′s getup also??
Thank you. I really appreciate someone bringing this up for those of us who are Christians but who don’t fall into the extremist stereotype represented by this man. To be Christian does not innately mean to accept these ideas.
Also, I believe this man has come to my campus as well, if it’s the same guy, he travels all over. When he’s here very large groups gather around him and listen to him talk and mock him to his face. It almost makes me feel sorry for him, since he is only preaching what he believes is right, but then I remember that most of the things he says are ridiculous and that he’s bringing it on himself.
We all know that, many of us are probably Christian, but most of us also would goad the hateful ones to making a fool of themselves. If he truly knew his religion he wouldn’t be so hateful. He himself probably fits onto that list.
I’m pretty sure ‘that guy’ is at every university in the country. It’s like a franchise. McDouchebag’s.
On the bright side, it means a quick, easy opportunity for emotionally gratifying and hilarious stunts provided, free of cost, between classes. God bless them for their invaluable service!
Ha, I went to CCSU. So basically he goes to colleges and the bible says any woman who has pre-marital sex shall be put to death? And any adulterers should also be in the same boat. Ha! You wiped out almost the whole school in one sweep. I’m proud of my score of 12 on his list
That looks exactly like the guy who came to my campus from the Consuming Fire Fellowship. None of my classmates were cool enough to do this, though! XD
That’s what I was thinking. I think the photo is staged, but it’s still awesome. The signboard guy’s costume is still pretty accurate to real “protesters” I’ve seen, but I think in this case, he’s in on the mocking.
It actually looks posed to me, something about the wording of the sign makes me think it wasn’t written by someone who believes what the sign says. Plus, the guys wearing it looks a little too granola for such sentiments.
Are you sure you didn’t missed the “And you won’t vote for obama, he is dark-skinned, and god hates dark-skinned people” part too?(I don’t hate black people, it’s just a joke! xD)
Did jesus said something ’bout homosexual people or somethiung like that? NO. The bible says something about that, but i thought that christianism was based on jesus and everything he said.
OMG hi Portland State University! This is my school and I have seen jerkass preacher guy there at least once a week.
He really draws a crowd – lots of yelling and performing ala this pic. I often wonder if he’s for serious or just completing a senior project in avant-gard theatre.
Ugh. Darn, I was hoping it was staged, though even if this one was, it’s not like there aren’t others that are certainly real. Well, the photo is still awesome.
Some judgmental, self-righteous whacko wears a sign that someone disagrees with, so those people then proceed to make a spectacle of the situation while others stand around and laugh and jeer at the crazy guy in the sign’s expense.
I’m not sure who the more intolerant group in this picture/these comments are.
I’m blown away by the stupidity of disgracing your religion by being judgmental and confrontational, but I’m also blown away at the hypocrisy of those claiming to be ‘tolerant’ constantly assailing people who are ‘intolerant’. Just ignore them. Who cares what their sandwich board says, it doesn’t actually impact you in any way that there’s a crazy person in a bad suit and hat walking around twisting the intent of a faith.
Hush, now. This is a win-win situation. Sandwich-board bigot gets to feel the toasty warmth of the hell-bound college kids around him. We get to mock him and everything he stands for. Everybody’s happy.
You know what? You’re right. I won’t tolerate bigotry. Tolerance is overrated. I demand MORE than mere tolerance. People have a right to be different from one another. It is a gift, not something to be tolerated, but something to be accepted. Embraced.
Actually it does. Not protesting this type of public display suggests acceptance of the views expressed. Silence has been historically assumed to mean consent.
well, I’ve got 8 so far…. but I am a Republican and I don’t see that on the list so maybe there’s some hope for me lol You Dems are out of luck, sorry guys! Hahaha.
Wow, I always considered myself to be a nice, average girl, but I still get a score of 11 *lol*
I think he forgot to mention ‘girls who have a thing for two guys making out’, but I’m obviously going straight to hell anyways, so…~
Well I got 11 of them…. I already knew I was going to their “Hell” Anyway. Figured I would just enjoy the ride while I can… Seems to be the best thing to do, Because from what this guy says, No matter what you do, you are probably going to Hell….
You need to watch that old episode of South Park that explains how Mormons are the only right religion and all the rest of us are going to hell. 10 and a half for me – agnostic. Remember atheists say there is no god; agnostics say there is no knowing.
Haha! How right you are..!! So Satanism is okay to them? xD I would walk up behind him and write “I’M A CLOSE-MINDED DOUCHEBAG!! … AND SATAN IS OKAY!” on his board. xD
I’m 21 and only scored 4. :/ But then again, I have no interest in sex, so that lost me a bunch of points. In fact, it might even be a 3, if “Immodest Women” means ‘Prostitutes’ instead of ‘Chicks Who Wear Pants’.
Woo! I am a loud and proud fornicating-lying-thieving-dirty-dancing-immodest-and-female-evolution-believing-racialy-and-religiously-tolerant-feminist!
And there just the things I’ll mention in public ;P
Evolution, athieism, occasional thieving, lying, tolerant, not quite feminest…equalist and support them being individual (immodest), left wing, ‘helping myself’. i plan to fornicate untill I can fornicate no more. then fornicate some more (don’t believe in marraige). if i were american i would vote Obama.
omg this sign guy obviously doesnt understand the point of living on earth! we have many different cultures, religions, beliefs, sexes, etc. i mean isnt the whole point of life 2 accept our differences and just live in peace and happiness?!? if this guy cant understand that then he can go 2 f*cking hell!!! i dnt think jesus would want that 2 happen 2 those ppl at ALL.
o and wtf is up w dirty dancers? obviously this guy has never had fun. lolz
ill take care of that next poker night. like a luxury condo beside the lake of fire? i have 2 to spare (after the ones for me, my friends and any family i didn’t send there)
GAAAAH!!!! why arent the mormons on there!!!!! on the last idiot protestor had the mormons as the biggest one!! why arent WE getting any attention now!?!?!?!?!?
This is a bunch of BS i mean God said nothing of this on the board i know i’m a christian the only people who await hell are homosexuals and atheist’s and i have no problem with either one i’m not gonna shove my beliefs down peoples throat what these people are doing are wrong.So to any people who are like “7″ or “10″ you will be okay noting to worry about.Just wanted to say that,Thanks!
I’m just gonna do a recount of what types of people we will find in hell:
Women with respect for themselves, natural scientists, atheists, agnostics, buddhists, hindus, everyone from the center to the far left of the political spectrum, homosexuals, sexually liberated people.
And what types of people we will find in heaven:
Sexually restrictive, far right, wife abusing Christians.
I would pick hell any day. Good thing I got the atheist thing covered, so my ticket is pretty much secured.
Wow, the sign forgot “Sports Nuts” on the list of sinners. Seriously, that’s one of the things I’ve seen at public gatherings by these jackasses. Not that I’m a sports fan, but I can check off about 5 other things on that list.
And here I was, thinking that I represent everything these guys hate, and yet I only get 10… still, that should be enough for my ticket to the hot place… I’ll get to meet Alan Turing, how cool is that =)
I’m 16 and scored 4. If I was old enough to vote, it would be 5. If this guy considers agnostics the same thing as atheists then I got 6. If thinking that women deserve all of the same rights as men and that double standards are horrible makes me a feminist, the I guess it’s 7.
I know America has a lot of ultra right wing conservatives who hide behind religion, but as an Australian observer, STAMP THIS KIND OF STUPID OUT people! It’s idiots like this that get morons elected. Christianity is about tolerance, or at least it’s supposed to be. Agree to disagree over religious ideas, and will someone please break out the eggs and water ballloons and give this bloke what he deserves
Oh, I’ve known I was headed for Hell since I quit being Catholic, started kissing girls (I’m bisexual), and started wearing as many pentacles and ankhs as I can…
I do hate people like this, but as many have said, it’s far from the majority of Christianity. I remain stoically Agnostic, but I have no problem with people who do choose to follow religion X, Y or Z.
One of our family’s closest friends for a long time was a man named Doug, devout christian, but also a fan of good ale, lover of properly dirty jokes, and not once did he ever tell me (his friend’s gay son), that I was doing anything wrong or due for any kind of fire-focused afterlife. I say ‘was’ because as he was walking past a Marks-&-Spencer’s store in town one day, he fell over dead for no reason anyone has been able to ascertain – we eventually decided that God wanted him up there sooner rather than later lol
Song for everyone who’s cheering for the two guys: ‘God Says’ by Voltaire. Best line for this pic, I think: “Never trust the man who puts his words in the mouth of God and says it’s absolute truth!”
S’okay. I’m on the list nine times. >.>’ Luckily, I’m a Buddhist Dianic Wiccan. (that marks out Buddhist, feminist, homosexual, and evolutionist right there! xD) so I don’t believe in Hell! I believe in reincarnation.
But seriously. I would totally high five five those guys. They win epically. Way to be courageous!
It’s truly sad what people like this do to religion. God looks down at this guy and says “shut up kid, you have no idea what you’re talking about. let me be the judge and you be the guy who shuts up more often.”
What’s really wrong with masturbating? I think this guy has a problem with Patrick Swayze as well. He just needs to get laid. He would be like “oh my god! THAT’S sex?!? Yeah that sign is going bye-bye!”
Wow, I’m a 28 year old female I only got 8…with a few half points here and there. I am really boring. I’m agnostic but not atheist. I’m not really a homosexual but I’ve, um, experimented. Wait, where would women who get really turned on by pictures like this fit in? I suppose that fits into “liberal”. That guy’s a douche.
Urgh it may be that I`m 14 but I got 2 ;-;. Lying and theving, if you count stealing a candy bar from my sisters back as being a thief. And lying, well we’ve ALL lied at some point in our lives.
He forgot “People who write ‘First!’ in comments”.
Epic comment win.
But you have the word “first in your comment. so yeah. See ya in Hell!
That’s not what irony means
Do you read cracked, perhaps?
Ha! Such a win!
So… basically, everyone who isn’t Caucasian, conservative, ultra-Christian, straight and male will go to hell. How refreshing. Also, I don’t think Buddhists, Muslims and Hindus (interesting how it doesn’t say “Jews”) care much about the afterlife of a religion they don’t believe in.
That basically sums up how stupid Christianity is. Jesus must be rolling in…erm…Heaven.
I totally “love” how feminist people are going to hell whereas that the male chauvinist ones don’t.
It’s funny how people generalize the act of this one man to the belief of a whole group of people. So many christians don’t agree with this man, man.
i totally agree with you BAFID. I’m Christian and i hate this man so much!! (not that i’ve ever met him, but you know) my best friend is jewish, and some of my other friends are gay. I’m a democratic feminist Christian lair and I am so not going to hell.
Fuuck Yeaaah! Amen to that.
I agree, and I’m an atheist. Yes, people like this do exist, and I’ve seen them quite a few times. But that doesn’t mean they’re the majority. Most of the Christians (as well as people of any other religion) I meet are really nice people, and I rarely, if ever, have any problems with them. In fact, my roommate is a devout Christian and I consider her to be one of my best friends. I have NEVER felt judged by her, and she has NEVER told me I was wrong/ going to Hell.
Actually, it looks like everyone in the crowd is cracking up.
Your an idiot
How are you going to reduce the representation of ALL Christian beliefs to one dummy with a sign.
Christianity has many different sects that are all radically different.
Don’t generalize. Don’t be an idiot.
Evolutionists? Obama voters wtf?
yeeeaaahhh..i saw that too lol
I know right….well damn hell is gonna be filled with like half the world and 99 percent of America.
so… hell is china…. somehow not as surprising as it should be
That’s really, really not cool, man. I am appalled.
Also, Obama voters in China? The United States doesn’t work that way.
No not half, I guess 99.5% of world’s population.
Heaven sounds like a really f*cking boring place. I’ll take Hell, at least there people will have a sense of rhythm and like food that’s not white bread with mayonnaise.
“It’s better to reign in Hell than serve in heaven.”
Um, duh!
NO! Omg, please do not group all Christians in with those morons! I’m a Christian, and I completely disagree with everything those types of people say. People like that misrepresent Christianity. “Ultra-Christian” is not the right term for them, it’s “ultra-self-righteous” because they are forcing their opinions on people, not the beliefs of real Christians. Hell, I hate those people more than anyone else does, it makes me ashamed to call myself a Christian to see people doing that in the name of “Christianity”. I lol at everything else here, but these people with their stupid signs piss me off.
That being said, rest assured that this guy is probably going to hell. Oh, the irony.
that’s because Jesus Christ was Jewish
Woohoo! I scored 14! Book my place there now!
Comment win. I’ll see you there.
Hmpf! I only made eleven! And that’s only if I sort of stretch some of those definitions.
Me too – but I couldn’t vote for Obama and I’m a really bad dancer. Otherwise 13.
7- i cant vote for obama, and i’m atheist, so im automatically disqualified from a lot of them.
wow, I got 8…I’m tame.
I scored nine. But I’m only fifteen, gimme a break!
Don’t feel bad. I’m 15 and I only scored 7 >:(
Being Catholic can be such a drag sometimes. I’ll have to work double time for THAT guest list!
I’m 16 and i got 14 =/
I got like 9, but again to young for most of it
I got an 8.
Would have been a 9, but I was one year too young to vote last year. (I was so pissed about that.)
suppose i was american and voting age i could get about 10. as is; 7 at age of ~16
I’m fourteen and I got three. I’m such a republican.
yes, no, no, no, yes, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes
I’m 16 and i got 12…is that a bad thing?
Can’t be, I’m 14 and I got 12!
The more the merrier, dude!!
w00t I got 13!! and 13 is my lucky # along with 666!! w0000t
I got an 8 too…high five!
I only scored 5 ….but WOOT to the gay guys! Way to say “F you” to the closed-minded self-righteous fanatic in the sandwich board.
I only got 12? Wow, you would be cool to hang out with.
I don’t know if it makes me really boring or a complete loser, but I got:::
1.
And I’m 28.
Damn that masturbation.
Or does quasi-public discussion of masturbation also make me an immodest woman?
i only got 12. being an atheist excludes me from at least three of the other things on that board.
hell is shaping up to be an awsomely fun place! we can all get drunk, dance, lez out a little, have hot sex, all with no judgement XD
I got 14 too!
i only made about 4…
Going with 7 here.
Yes no yes yes yes no no yes no no no no yes no no no no no no yes….
I’m just really not into rap, and it’s way to much work to dress slutty. Jeans and a t-shirt tyvm.
(assuming you’re a woman, otherwise dressing slutty wouldn’t be an issue, right?) i think to the ultra-fundies, jeans and a t-shirt still constitutes an immodest woman…
See, *normally* I would say this is just not that bright, intentionally irritating someone who’s made it very clear they have no problem making a public spectacle of themselves. But… this is jusut too much win on too many levels. Go dudes. Have at the narrow-minded schmoe.
I would also like to take a moment and proclaim that this idiot does not speak for all Christians. Some of us are in fact open minded individuals who DON’T believe sexuality is a choice, could care less about whether or not a woman’s place is subservient to her man, and actually follow the edicts set forth by God that proclaim we are to love our fellow man no matter what, and leave the judging to Him. This dude is just pissing me off, he’s making ME look bad.
Well said. I get sick of people forming their ideas of Christianity (or any group, really) based on the crazy extremists that are the least representative of its actual population.
If you really are a Christian you wouldn’t believe that sexuality is a choice.
If you really read the comment you would have noticed that Jess said she didn’t believe sexuality was a choice.
as an Athiest with a strong belief in science, its not a choice realy, you can’t actualy choose your oppinion/mindset. the way your thoughts work combined with the environment and info, force your decision
Unfortunately, those crazy extremists are the ones most often seen/heard from since they choose make spectacles of themselves. *sigh*
Hear, hear. Also, what’s up with “fornicators?” Are these radical ‘Christians’ now adopting the rule to not even have sex after marriage?
Hahaha… now we just wait a few years and they’ll all be gone!!!
Evolution at its best!
I believe natural selection would best describe it.
at that point, it would be artificial selection…
People like that guy in the pic aren’t real christians, most christians are really nice people.
But people like this guy are a little something we call “insane” lol
is it just me or is he wearing like 1910′s getup also??
Thank you. I really appreciate someone bringing this up for those of us who are Christians but who don’t fall into the extremist stereotype represented by this man. To be Christian does not innately mean to accept these ideas.
Also, I believe this man has come to my campus as well, if it’s the same guy, he travels all over. When he’s here very large groups gather around him and listen to him talk and mock him to his face. It almost makes me feel sorry for him, since he is only preaching what he believes is right, but then I remember that most of the things he says are ridiculous and that he’s bringing it on himself.
We all know that, many of us are probably Christian, but most of us also would goad the hateful ones to making a fool of themselves. If he truly knew his religion he wouldn’t be so hateful. He himself probably fits onto that list.
Thanks, Jess. This Buddhist <3 you back!
Owwww…I only scored 9 xD
That’s nine times higher than me.
Sooo… are you a nun? Or the pope? I really can’t imagine it!
Yes, I’m the pope. You should hear me rap some time.
Win.
i got seven and a few more once i hit 18
Yay! Score one for those who scored 1!
Holy shit, that guy that preaches about being gay and hell was at CCSU!
I’m pretty sure ‘that guy’ is at every university in the country. It’s like a franchise. McDouchebag’s.
On the bright side, it means a quick, easy opportunity for emotionally gratifying and hilarious stunts provided, free of cost, between classes. God bless them for their invaluable service!
Ha, I went to CCSU. So basically he goes to colleges and the bible says any woman who has pre-marital sex shall be put to death? And any adulterers should also be in the same boat. Ha! You wiped out almost the whole school in one sweep. I’m proud of my score of 12 on his list
“Thou shall not vote for obama” Who know that was there?
That just means they’re liberal in the classical sense, meaning libertarian, not the modern sense, meaning progressive.
Funny, in Canada, our main conservative party is the Progressive Conservative Party. The only question is how a Conservative can be Progressive.
That looks exactly like the guy who came to my campus from the Consuming Fire Fellowship. None of my classmates were cool enough to do this, though! XD
Who says they were doing it to be cool? Real homosexuals DO exist y’know.
But yeah. The KFC-eater at the PETA rally has nothing on this xD
it’s both.
Hell, here I come!
Looks like they might be performing arts people,
That’s what I was thinking. I think the photo is staged, but it’s still awesome. The signboard guy’s costume is still pretty accurate to real “protesters” I’ve seen, but I think in this case, he’s in on the mocking.
He must be very lonely.
The best part is that he’s most likely to live in a selfmade hell.
Wohoo!! 10!! Hell here I come.
see you their!
if you need anything, let me know. i’ll set you up. Diablo is an awefull poker player
That’s two more than me, but only one more than if you count that I once kissed a girl. So I got eight or nine.
Hell- Giant /b/ party
can i request a chateau near the lake of fire because i want a nice place to stay because i am not going to change my ways because i love who i am.
and if the guy is right hell will have better music and better people and also i get to punch hitler in the face everyday as well
i am not saying hitler is a better person
If God was really mad at Hitler he would send him to heaven.
I hear it’s pretty HOT down there!
11 Wow, I really am going to hell. XD But if all gays are going to hell, that sounds more like a party than a horrible thing….
I agree entirely.
OOoh! Elton John and Freddie Mercury will be there!!!!!!!! HELL OR BUST!!!!
nah, they’re bi- they’ll be in purgatory
If all the gays are going to hell, it will be a party with a 57-flavor Martini bar, thumpin’ dance beats, and a killer Disco ball. Count me in.
Hell will be FAB-u-lous… and very well decorated. Count me in. I scored a 10.
Oh, me too. House music and awesome bars and decor.
We know how to party =)
He forgot bisexuals… I want to come to the party!
I got 10. Woo! Hell better wait for me!
You got ten? I got nine if you count that I’ve kissed a girl as homosexuality.
i’ll email you a form for the 4* accomidation.
signed: the management
It wouldn’t surprise me if this was a westboro church counter protest or something similar.
That sandwich board guy is really retarded
But he has found a lot of things that nothing is wrong with.
i made nine and there’s one i unfortunately can’t make.
It actually looks posed to me, something about the wording of the sign makes me think it wasn’t written by someone who believes what the sign says. Plus, the guys wearing it looks a little too granola for such sentiments.
They payed that hippy to wear a sign?!
WIN!!!!!
I don’t know about you guys, but hell souds pretty awesome to me. Bring on the fire and brimstone!
I’m pretty sure that’s the drink they serve while you’re lounging around next to the Lake of Fire — I mean, hot tub.
The sign says gangster rappers will go to hell. I missed that part in the bible
Are you sure you didn’t missed the “And you won’t vote for obama, he is dark-skinned, and god hates dark-skinned people” part too?(I don’t hate black people, it’s just a joke! xD)
we all got that it was joke.
but no, we rejected the rappers
Did jesus said something ’bout homosexual people or somethiung like that? NO. The bible says something about that, but i thought that christianism was based on jesus and everything he said.
Did you really just say christianism?
um…he seems to have gotten rid of everyone but Christians. That’s only just over 1,000,000,000 people. He’s not Christian. He’s a misanthropist.
I guess he watches Fox News.
I’m half of the things on that list. I feel so good about myself. I love to be bad.
With all those people going to hell, hell will be one awesome/psychotic massive Orgy
Im Buddhist and neither believe in it or care but this is funny.
OMG hi Portland State University! This is my school and I have seen jerkass preacher guy there at least once a week.
He really draws a crowd – lots of yelling and performing ala this pic. I often wonder if he’s for serious or just completing a senior project in avant-gard theatre.
Sorry, it’s not. And this dude is for real.
http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/university-news/2009/12/04/evangelist-causes-stir/
Ugh. Darn, I was hoping it was staged, though even if this one was, it’s not like there aren’t others that are certainly real. Well, the photo is still awesome.
Let me see if I understand this:
Some judgmental, self-righteous whacko wears a sign that someone disagrees with, so those people then proceed to make a spectacle of the situation while others stand around and laugh and jeer at the crazy guy in the sign’s expense.
I’m not sure who the more intolerant group in this picture/these comments are.
I’m blown away by the stupidity of disgracing your religion by being judgmental and confrontational, but I’m also blown away at the hypocrisy of those claiming to be ‘tolerant’ constantly assailing people who are ‘intolerant’. Just ignore them. Who cares what their sandwich board says, it doesn’t actually impact you in any way that there’s a crazy person in a bad suit and hat walking around twisting the intent of a faith.
Hush, now. This is a win-win situation. Sandwich-board bigot gets to feel the toasty warmth of the hell-bound college kids around him. We get to mock him and everything he stands for. Everybody’s happy.
Your sense of humor is as nonexistant as a chicken ice-cream
No, the pic is funny as, well…
The comments are so full of vitriol that anything resembling humor is drowned by hate.
LoL, now i agree with you
Have you ever watched Iron Chef? Chicken ice cream may not be too far off.
The only thing I’m intolerant of is intolerance. And this sentence is false.
I won’t stand intolerance
Homer Simpson
You know what? You’re right. I won’t tolerate bigotry. Tolerance is overrated. I demand MORE than mere tolerance. People have a right to be different from one another. It is a gift, not something to be tolerated, but something to be accepted. Embraced.
I tolerate mosquitoes. I respect human beings.
Actually it does. Not protesting this type of public display suggests acceptance of the views expressed. Silence has been historically assumed to mean consent.
Hey! He forgot Mormons on his list. I feel left out.
Why do they even bother going to colleges? Don’t they know they are often filled with people willing to present this kind of WIN?
well, I’ve got 8 so far…. but I am a Republican and I don’t see that on the list so maybe there’s some hope for me lol
You Dems are out of luck, sorry guys! Hahaha.
He covers his bases for democrats pretty well doesn’t he? Liberals, Obama voters, and a straight jab for Democrats.
Booyah – 13! Let’s see each other in hell, everyone^^
At least the music there will be awesome, all the dead rockers are there^^
see you at the checkin desk
Wow, I always considered myself to be a nice, average girl, but I still get a score of 11 *lol*
I think he forgot to mention ‘girls who have a thing for two guys making out’, but I’m obviously going straight to hell anyways, so…~
OMG I totally agree with you!! If there were a category for ‘girls who have a thing for two guys making out,’ I would totally join it.
…and I totally just said “totally” like totally too much.
Me too. I think I may take this picture and save it to my computer for both the humor and the sexy.
I know, isn’t it so hot?!
Well I got 11 of them…. I already knew I was going to their “Hell” Anyway. Figured I would just enjoy the ride while I can… Seems to be the best thing to do, Because from what this guy says, No matter what you do, you are probably going to Hell….
Well, hell sure is HOT!
I guess hell really ain’t a bad place to be
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Yet you know, I think God himself is much more accepting than those who act the way the guy with the sign does…
Otherwise, I’m gonna start a comedy club in Hell!
ill send you the ‘founding independant business’ forms
I’d join the club. xD
Hey, how come Mormons aren’t on that list? I take offense! We’re usually going to hell every time! -pout-
You need to watch that old episode of South Park that explains how Mormons are the only right religion and all the rest of us are going to hell. 10 and a half for me – agnostic. Remember atheists say there is no god; agnostics say there is no knowing.
Hell is sounding better and better…
That guy in the sandwich board can be lonely in heaven if he wants.
15.
And what does this guy have against Patrick Swayze?
Sheesh, that dude with the sign is like someone from the middle ages!
If I was there, I would go up to that man and write ‘intolerance is a sin’ on his board, then walk off without saying a word.
So… pedophiles are cool?
as long as they done lie about it
lol it says nothing about pagans or Satan worshipers, guess who gonna be meeting the Christians in heaven
Haha! How right you are..!! So Satanism is okay to them? xD I would walk up behind him and write “I’M A CLOSE-MINDED DOUCHEBAG!! … AND SATAN IS OKAY!” on his board. xD
I’m 21 and only scored 4. :/ But then again, I have no interest in sex, so that lost me a bunch of points. In fact, it might even be a 3, if “Immodest Women” means ‘Prostitutes’ instead of ‘Chicks Who Wear Pants’.
Woo! I am a loud and proud fornicating-lying-thieving-dirty-dancing-immodest-and-female-evolution-believing-racialy-and-religiously-tolerant-feminist!
And there just the things I’ll mention in public ;P
Evolution, athieism, occasional thieving, lying, tolerant, not quite feminest…equalist and support them being individual (immodest), left wing, ‘helping myself’. i plan to fornicate untill I can fornicate no more. then fornicate some more (don’t believe in marraige). if i were american i would vote Obama.
basically, THE WHOLE F**KING BOARD!
omg this sign guy obviously doesnt understand the point of living on earth! we have many different cultures, religions, beliefs, sexes, etc. i mean isnt the whole point of life 2 accept our differences and just live in peace and happiness?!? if this guy cant understand that then he can go 2 f*cking hell!!! i dnt think jesus would want that 2 happen 2 those ppl at ALL.
o and wtf is up w dirty dancers? obviously this guy has never had fun. lolz
i scored 7! better call satan w my reservation request.
ill take care of that next poker night. like a luxury condo beside the lake of fire? i have 2 to spare (after the ones for me, my friends and any family i didn’t send there)
GAAAAH!!!! why arent the mormons on there!!!!! on the last idiot protestor had the mormons as the biggest one!! why arent WE getting any attention now!?!?!?!?!?
I’m 17 and I only got 7.
Yay for those two guys though =)
11! yes
12! Whoohoo!
anyone notice how he said nothing about metalheads in that sign XD so, democrats are going to hell, but cannibal corpse and gorgoroth fans aren’t XD
This is a bunch of BS i mean God said nothing of this on the board i know i’m a christian the only people who await hell are homosexuals and atheist’s and i have no problem with either one i’m not gonna shove my beliefs down peoples throat what these people are doing are wrong.So to any people who are like “7″ or “10″ you will be okay noting to worry about.Just wanted to say that,Thanks!
you changed feet there. see you at the gates!
When did God mention homosexuality?
I’m just gonna do a recount of what types of people we will find in hell:
Women with respect for themselves, natural scientists, atheists, agnostics, buddhists, hindus, everyone from the center to the far left of the political spectrum, homosexuals, sexually liberated people.
And what types of people we will find in heaven:
Sexually restrictive, far right, wife abusing Christians.
I would pick hell any day. Good thing I got the atheist thing covered, so my ticket is pretty much secured.
13. If I’m the sodomizee does that make me a sodomite? If so, 14.
Wow, the sign forgot “Sports Nuts” on the list of sinners. Seriously, that’s one of the things I’ve seen at public gatherings by these jackasses. Not that I’m a sports fan, but I can check off about 5 other things on that list.
And here I was, thinking that I represent everything these guys hate, and yet I only get 10… still, that should be enough for my ticket to the hot place… I’ll get to meet Alan Turing, how cool is that =)
I’m 16 and scored 4. If I was old enough to vote, it would be 5. If this guy considers agnostics the same thing as atheists then I got 6. If thinking that women deserve all of the same rights as men and that double standards are horrible makes me a feminist, the I guess it’s 7.
Let’s see…I’m number 2, 5, 15, 16, 17, and 18.
Hmmm…technically isn’t everyone guilty of number 5?
Obama voters and Masturbators “WIN”
I’m not a fan of guyXguy, but I do support this epic photobomb!
the guy in the blue hoodie should be stealing the other guy’s wallet…
So if I’m a murderer and I play death metal music and I’m a virgin, I’m in?
Pwnage anyone?
He’s gonna be lonely in heaven.;)
I’m 19 and got 11 but, I am also an agnostic bisexual….questioning why thouse two aren’t up there but, I guess I’m not a total sinner lol.
As a fornicating, lying, masturbating, Obama-voting, drunk, evolutionist, atheist pothead, I wholeheartedly approve.
Boo. I wanted to go to Heaven, but I scored 11. Eeheehee, that rhymed ^_^
if all of the dirty dancers are going to hell along with the homosexuals that should make a verry interesting club (but an awesome one none the less)
I love how the clapboard guy is looking down at his crotch, like “Whoah… why is my penis getting bigger?”
I think it’d be more like, “Whoah… my sandwich board is turning into a pop-up board! Awesome!!”
I know America has a lot of ultra right wing conservatives who hide behind religion, but as an Australian observer, STAMP THIS KIND OF STUPID OUT people! It’s idiots like this that get morons elected. Christianity is about tolerance, or at least it’s supposed to be. Agree to disagree over religious ideas, and will someone please break out the eggs and water ballloons and give this bloke what he deserves
Oh, I’ve known I was headed for Hell since I quit being Catholic, started kissing girls (I’m bisexual), and started wearing as many pentacles and ankhs as I can…
I just threw up a little in my mouth. That’s about the gayest picture I’ve ever seen. LOL.
I got 2, but who really cares? You could get 20 and still go to heaven. Grace FTW
Although I have no clue how you’d go about being a Muslim Atheist…
why do i have to repent for voting and smoking a plant that God created? Fornication? isn’t that how we…uh…perpetuate our species?
idiot.
I do hate people like this, but as many have said, it’s far from the majority of Christianity. I remain stoically Agnostic, but I have no problem with people who do choose to follow religion X, Y or Z.
lol
One of our family’s closest friends for a long time was a man named Doug, devout christian, but also a fan of good ale, lover of properly dirty jokes, and not once did he ever tell me (his friend’s gay son), that I was doing anything wrong or due for any kind of fire-focused afterlife. I say ‘was’ because as he was walking past a Marks-&-Spencer’s store in town one day, he fell over dead for no reason anyone has been able to ascertain – we eventually decided that God wanted him up there sooner rather than later
All I can say is… See you in hell! OH YEAH!
This person is a little bit of a twit lol, well look at it this way, its going to be very lonely in heaven so party on down in hell! I think :S
Can we just see more of that couple? They’re pretty cute.
hell yeah! best PDA i’ve seen in a long time.
There is no hell. Hell is not mentioned in the bible, but is invented by the church to scare and keep control over the masses.
Never before has going to hell been so favorable in my mind… I mean, I got Eight of those!
he couldve save him self the trouble and wrote “everyone is going to hell”, cause thats basicly what that says (:
Song for everyone who’s cheering for the two guys: ‘God Says’ by Voltaire. Best line for this pic, I think: “Never trust the man who puts his words in the mouth of God and says it’s absolute truth!”
Oh my, I’m on the list 6 times o.o
I’m going to burn :3
S’okay. I’m on the list nine times. >.>’ Luckily, I’m a Buddhist Dianic Wiccan. (that marks out Buddhist, feminist, homosexual, and evolutionist right there! xD) so I don’t believe in Hell!
I believe in reincarnation. 
But seriously. I would totally high five five those guys. They win epically. Way to be courageous!
Indeed, I would do the same thing if I saw a person with a sign like that :3
well,im goin’ to hell…:(
It’s truly sad what people like this do to religion. God looks down at this guy and says “shut up kid, you have no idea what you’re talking about. let me be the judge and you be the guy who shuts up more often.”
What’s really wrong with masturbating? I think this guy has a problem with Patrick Swayze as well. He just needs to get laid. He would be like “oh my god! THAT’S sex?!? Yeah that sign is going bye-bye!”
I got 6… but I’m not an American so some of them don’t apply to me ^^
SWEET! Murderers are safe =D
Shoot only 7!
Dammit, Hell sounds so much fun though.
Yea this guy is a tard, screw these narrow minded fools, let have fun while were here!
wow… heaven sounds extremely boring… i only scored eight…… but i’m only 14. from this description, hell… seems a lot more crowded and fun than heaven
Wait where are Deadheads on that list?!?!
He should add us, too, lol! Party it up in hell, people! w000t!
Wow, I’m a 28 year old female I only got 8…with a few half points here and there. I am really boring. I’m agnostic but not atheist. I’m not really a homosexual but I’ve, um, experimented. Wait, where would women who get really turned on by pictures like this fit in? I suppose that fits into “liberal”. That guy’s a douche.
Guess I’m a liberal then.
Epic Pwnage on the Sign guy !!
WOOOT !!!!
I scored 13 and I’m a seminary student, a super liberal seminary but still.
homosexuality, liar, masturbator. headin for hell.
Nothing about Pagans huh? Whew for a minute there I thought I might be goin to hell…..
Urgh it may be that I`m 14 but I got 2 ;-;. Lying and theving, if you count stealing a candy bar from my sisters back as being a thief. And lying, well we’ve ALL lied at some point in our lives.
and there are 4 religions