JUDGE NOT! ISNT THAT WHAT OUR BIBLE SAYS? WHO ARE ANYONE OF US TO CAST STONES AT ANOTHER FOR THERE WRONG DOING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR LYING CHEATING STEALING SHAME ON US FOR ALL OF OUR JUDGEMENTS.
uh, not to disprove your point or anything, but the bible also says things like ‘homosexuality is a crime that should be punished by death’, ‘a marriage shall only be valid if the woman is a virgin. if not she should be put to death’. also ‘thou shalt not kill’.
basically (and i’m not trying to upset any religious people here), but the bible is kinda just a mass of contradictions. and this guy in the picture is clearly some kind of christian fundamentalist or some shit.
soo, whatever. everything is so much easier without religion =P
Reminds me of the Pastafarian heaven, really. The one with a beer volcano and a stripper factory. On the protest, those guys have some serious self confidence to shove it in the crazy person’s face like that. Definitely a win for them.
Repent Obama voters and feminists? So voting in a democracy for the person you want to become president and fighting for equality will send you to hell? Also Buddhists, Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, and Evolutionists will also go to hell? So having beliefs that are different than yours will send us to hell as well?s How about those Gangster Rappers? Being a certain type of musician will send you to hell? Potheads will go to hell but not crackheads or any other drug users.
FAIL
Although I know some feminists who are kind of sexist which is hella annoying.
Let me see… What have I got on this list:
fornicator, homosexual (half way there), Liar, thief (I just loved stealing chocolate from the fridge at night when I was a kid), masturbator (who hasn’t?), i would have voted for obama if I was american, dirty dancer, democrat, liberal, evolutionist, athiest, sodomite…
well, then, according to this guy, I’m fucked, and I’m having a great life.
well someone forgot the part about let he who is without sin cast the first stone i wonder who this lunatic thinks he is to be gods lil yardstick for all one could know he’s a closet pedophile, safe assumption since he’s already a bigot, a sexist, and a fundamentalist.
I’m about half of the things listed… but I hear Hell has donuts, so all is well.
lol, alot of people are going to be really suprised when they get there
Drugs, sex, haircuts… sounds pretty fun imo.
And I love hangin’ with gay guys. :>
i hate those damn over religious people whom are discriminatory to homosexuals and other people with beliefs of their own. GET A LIFE.
So who isn’t going to hell?
Well, seeing as the billboard guy falls into the liars category, i guess no one.
This picture is really turning me on. O.O
FUCK MAN ME TOO LMAO
This guy just doesn’t know what he’s missin’!
JUDGE NOT! ISNT THAT WHAT OUR BIBLE SAYS? WHO ARE ANYONE OF US TO CAST STONES AT ANOTHER FOR THERE WRONG DOING WHEN YOU ARE GOING TO HELL FOR LYING CHEATING STEALING SHAME ON US FOR ALL OF OUR JUDGEMENTS.
Please don’t shout. Capital letters are for proper nouns and initial words.
That said, I applaud your sentiment.
Have a nice day,
Feather
uh, not to disprove your point or anything, but the bible also says things like ‘homosexuality is a crime that should be punished by death’, ‘a marriage shall only be valid if the woman is a virgin. if not she should be put to death’. also ‘thou shalt not kill’.
basically (and i’m not trying to upset any religious people here), but the bible is kinda just a mass of contradictions. and this guy in the picture is clearly some kind of christian fundamentalist or some shit.
soo, whatever. everything is so much easier without religion =P
It doesnt say anything about goths…. yay, im going to heaven
me two
Wow, that’s just fucking amazing xD
Those guys win at life.
what about twilights fans?
do you really want them in hell with us!?
lol
Reminds me of the Pastafarian heaven, really. The one with a beer volcano and a stripper factory. On the protest, those guys have some serious self confidence to shove it in the crazy person’s face like that. Definitely a win for them.
Have a nice day,
Feather
that guy isn’t serious there just to many things on that board
he is probably all of them himself
Repent Obama voters and feminists? So voting in a democracy for the person you want to become president and fighting for equality will send you to hell? Also Buddhists, Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, and Evolutionists will also go to hell? So having beliefs that are different than yours will send us to hell as well?s How about those Gangster Rappers? Being a certain type of musician will send you to hell? Potheads will go to hell but not crackheads or any other drug users.
FAIL
Although I know some feminists who are kind of sexist which is hella annoying.
I’m 12 of those….and right about now I’d really like to kick that guy’s ass
Let me see… What have I got on this list:
fornicator, homosexual (half way there), Liar, thief (I just loved stealing chocolate from the fridge at night when I was a kid), masturbator (who hasn’t?), i would have voted for obama if I was american, dirty dancer, democrat, liberal, evolutionist, athiest, sodomite…
well, then, according to this guy, I’m fucked, and I’m having a great life.
XDDD OBAMA VOTERS?! I mean I know he’s a pretty shitty president but REALLY?!
well someone forgot the part about let he who is without sin cast the first stone i wonder who this lunatic thinks he is to be gods lil yardstick for all one could know he’s a closet pedophile, safe assumption since he’s already a bigot, a sexist, and a fundamentalist.
is it just me or does that guy in the crowd look like pete wentz
I read the sign to see how many I was. I had to start counting on my toes.
Life is good!
I’ve never met those two men, but I love them.
Also, there’d be about ten people in the Western world going to heaven. Good times.
I love how downcast the evangelizing fellow looks.
I bet hell is really fun. According to this crap, heaven would just be full of goody-goods.
Actually, everyone lies, so heaven must be empty.
But don’t worry about it. If you repent, you don’t go to hell. Sin lots, and repent just before you die. Surefire way to get into heaven.
If I was there, I would make a sign that says “Sweet I’m not on the list!”
Look who’s talking
That just means they’re liberal in the classical sense, meaning libertarian, not the modern sense, meaning progressive.
That’s not what irony means
Funny, in Canada, our main conservative party is the Progressive Conservative Party. The only question is how a Conservative can be Progressive.
Do you read cracked, perhaps?